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Secret Gay Orgies 

Commonly occur on hard floors whilst wearing baggy shorts and singlets. Often referred to as "basketball". Basketball was designed as a homosexual sport, the most obvious evidence of this is that the "key" looks strangely like a penis.
Fred: Hey Bob, want to go watch some Secret Gay Orgies, lots of big black guys all over each other.

Bob: Are the Lakers playing?

Fred: Yes.

Bob: Sick i'm in. They are the best homosexuals.
Secret Gay Orgies by TheTruth31. October 13, 2009

Secret Gay Boyfriend 

The flip-side of a fag-hag.

The "Secret Gay Boyfriend" is that gay man who surrounds himself (and is utterly and undeniably attracted to) women who are witty, intelligent, stylish, urbane, and hysterically funny.
Example: Instead of "Alyssa is John's Fag Hag" (such a crap term), we say "John is Alyssa's Secret Gay Boyfriend."

Secret Gaygent 

Someone who seems like they're straight but infact they're gay.
Guy 1: Yo check it out it's Niel Patrick Harris
Guy 2: You do know he's gay...
Guy 1: What! Everyone knows NPH gets so much pussy!
Guy 2: That's what it seems like - he's a secret gaygent.

Secret gaygent 

When you're religious relatives come over and you have to pretend your straight
My aunt and uncle are here so I'm secret gaygent today

Super Secret Gayer Language 

“The Super Secret Gayer Language” is a language made by Ray Avellaka and Max that can only be learned if you meet the goddesses themselves.
I met the goddesses that made the Super Secret Gayer Language

Super Secret Gayer Language 

“The Super Secret Gayer Language” is a language made by Ray Avellaka and Max that can only be learned if you meet the goddesses themselves.
I met the goddesses that made the Super Secret Gayer Language
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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