Secret Gay

A Secret Gay is someone from the male gender which is apart of the LGBTQ+ and is not assumed and pretends to be heterossexual.

Who do you think is the secret gay from the class

Secret Gay by DIJI_is_dictionary May 8, 2024

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Secret Gay Orgies

Commonly occur on hard floors whilst wearing baggy shorts and singlets. Often referred to as "basketball". Basketball was designed as a homosexual sport, the most obvious evidence of this is that the "key" looks strangely like a penis.

Fred: Hey Bob, want to go watch some Secret Gay Orgies, lots of big black guys all over each other.

Bob: Are the Lakers playing?

Fred: Yes.

Bob: Sick i'm in. They are the best homosexuals.

Secret Gay Orgies by TheTruth31. October 13, 2009

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Secret Gay Boyfriend

The flip-side of a fag-hag.

The "Secret Gay Boyfriend" is that gay man who surrounds himself (and is utterly and undeniably attracted to) women who are witty, intelligent, stylish, urbane, and hysterically funny.

Example: Instead of "Alyssa is John's Fag Hag" (such a crap term), we say "John is Alyssa's Secret Gay Boyfriend."

Secret Gay Boyfriend by john in boston August 1, 2005

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Secret Gaygent

Someone who seems like they're straight but infact they're gay.

Guy 1: Yo check it out it's Niel Patrick Harris
Guy 2: You do know he's gay...
Guy 1: What! Everyone knows NPH gets so much pussy!
Guy 2: That's what it seems like - he's a secret gaygent.

Secret Gaygent by Simon Pearl May 7, 2008