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Sebtember 1st

This is the Day we make musicallys instead of tik tok’s
1 girl: Hey Emily are you going to post a new tik tok

2 girl: nah it’s sebtember 1st so im going to post a musically
by Ava32 September 1, 2020
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September 1st

September 1st is national Shut up Thomas day. It's when everyone and anyone who knows a person named Thomas tells said person to shut up.
"Hey Shut up Thomas!"
"What the fuck, man?"
"No hate, it's just Natinal Shut up Thomas day. Because its september 1st."
"Oh than thats cool."
by theoneandonlyandonlyone September 2, 2012
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September 1st, 1989

Dear diary, I believe I'm a good person you know I think that there's good in everyone but here we are, first day of senior year! And uh I look around at these kids that I've known all my life and I ask myself, what happened? We were so tiny happy and shiny playing tag and getting chased. Singing and clapping, laughing, and napping, baking cookies eating paste. Then we got bigger, that was the trigger like the Huns invading Rome. Welcome to my school this ain't no high school this is the Thunderdome, hold your breath and count the days we're graduating soon. College will be paradise if I'm not dead by June, but I know, I know, life can be beautiful I pray, I pray, for a better way. If we changed back then, we could change again, we can be beautiful, just not today. Things will get better as soon as my letter comes from Harvard, Duke, or Brown, wait from this coma take my diploma then I can blow this town. Dream of ivy-covered walls and smoky french cafes. Fight the urge to strike a match and set this dump a blaze.
Ram Sweeney, 3rd year: linebacker and 8th year: smacking lunch trays and being a huge di**
Martha Dumpstock, loves happy endings, Best friend since diapers

Kurt Kelly, Quarterback, The smartest guy on the football team = The tallest dwarf

Heather McNamara, Head cheerleader, Her dad is loaded (sells engagement rings)
Heather Duke, runs the yearbook, No discernible personality, (her mom did pay for implants)
Heather Chandler, The almighty, she is a mythic bi***
(search up Beautiful Heathers animatic for some more info about September 1st, 1989)
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September 1st

September 1st

The birthday of an exceptionally cute girl. One that is not only cute but smart and kind as well. Only the elite are born on this day.

Common names for people born on this date is Kelly.
(PLEASE LET THIS THROUGH IM TRYNA GET A GIRLFRIEND)
(Random names)
Andrew: So you are born on September 1st?
Kelly: ye
Andrew: PLZ LOVE ME FOREVER CUTE SMART KIND GIRL
by Andrewchuuwu November 24, 2019
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September 1st

National post your Bestfriends day. Give your bestfriend some appreciation.
Betty : It’s September 1st. I need to post a picture of us on Snapchat and Instagram!

Lucas : Let’s take a picture than.
by peopletookallmyideas September 1, 2021
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September 1st

Confess you love to your crush and ask for their sweatshirt even if they reject you
You: hey I like you
Crush:sorry I just wanna be friends
You: Well I still want my sweatshirt it’s September 1st
by CameFromTikTok October 27, 2019
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Only the barest bitches are born on september 1st. If you’re born on september 16th ur wack asf
“wow ur born september 1st”

“yes ma’am

“your fun”
by papaida October 25, 2019
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