Seattle Slapjack 

When the penis is removed from the oral cavity during fellatio and the recipient graciously ejaculates into one's own palm. The person providing fellatio is then slapped with the semen ladened palm, spreading the viscous emissions across the face. Generally considered a demeaning act.

He was delighted that his partner pulled out of his mouth prior to ejaculating until suddenly he found himself the recipient of a Seattle Slapjack.

Seattle Slapjack by Truckdriver April 14, 2009

Seattle SuperSonics 

A basketball team that Howard Schultz once bought and later sold. He wanted to preserve them for Seattle, and thanks to his qualities as a leader, they are now based in Oklahoma City and are using a different name.

Let's hope that Howard, king of the smoothies, slurpees and coffee flavored milk, can handle his other businesses as well as he handled the Seattle SuperSonics.

Seattle SuperSonics by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? January 13, 2009

Seattle Standoff

The common situation in Seattle of competitive politeness. Seattleites, facing each other in a situation that requires courtesy, will want to let the other person go first. The result is that no one moves.

Many of Seattle’s neighborhood streets are so narrow that if cars are parked on both sides the remaining street is only wide enough for one car to drive through at a time. If two cars are facing each other down one of these streets one person will have to wait while the other drives through. It’s considered common courtesy to waive thanks if someone lets you drive through first. Often no one moves as they wait for the other person to go first. It’s the Seattle Standoff!

Seattle Standoff by Cryptolexographer April 1, 2010

Seattle Seahawks 

The only team in NFL history to go to the playoffs with a 7-9 losing record and beat defending Superbowl champs.

Remember when Marshawn Lynch broke 8 tackles and the Seattle Seahawks booted the Saints out of the playoffs?

Seattle Seahawks by CaptainNeckBeard January 12, 2011

Seattle Smoke Stack 

When a female takes a bong rip up her snatch and her male accomplice precedes to eat her out, suck in the smoke, and blow it out of his mouth.

"Hey john, give me your bong so I can suck it up my pussy thus creating the Seattle Smoke Stack process."

Seattle Smoke Stack by mattadamATTACK July 5, 2009

Seattle SuperSonics 

A basketball team that Howard Schultz once bought and later sold. He wanted to preserve them for Seattle, and thanks to his qualities as a leader, they are now based in Oklahoma City and are using a different name.

Let's hope that Howard, king of the smoothies, slurpees and coffee flavored milk, can handle his other businesses as well as he handled the Seattle SuperSonics.

Seattle SuperSonics by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? October 6, 2008

Seattle speedball 

Coffee and a bong-toke

I like to start my day with the sports page and a Seattle speedball, see how Ichiro's hitting.

Seattle speedball by Hiro Yamamoto June 28, 2005