Sea Lion 

Sea lions are beautiful creatures. However, they lack in grace and class. Much like Gerald, the leather and mesh wearing stud of a man who beats his beyotch Carol and locks her in closets. That's where Disney's Finding Dory got the name for their retarded sea lion. You know, the one with the bucket and the eyebrow. Gerald and Gerald are one in the same. Imagine sea creature, Gerald getting it on with Becky. That would be a sight. What kinky critters. Just like Gerald and Carol. Beautiful.

Gerald the sea lion is a smexy beast. He's got those amazingly dead eyes and an eyebrow that will just make you melt. <3

Sea Lion by OnlyTheWorstPerson November 2, 2019

sea lion 

A lesbian cougar. An older woman that preys on younger women at bars and other prime locations in much the same way that cougars prey on younger men. Sea lion is derived from cougar as an aquatic homage to the large cat, namely because their diet consists of fish.

Did you see that sea lion that hit on Alexa? She was old enough to be her mom!

sea lion by ilgattonero August 8, 2010

Sea Lion 

When after a night of heavy drinking someone crashes and is unable to do anything for at least 12 hours. The easiest way to recognize a Sea Lion is to poke the person and see what happens. If they moan and thrash and bark like a sea creature then fall back asleep they are a Sea Lion. This condition happens most with people of half-ginger descent.

Not even a trident could wake that Sea Lion.

Sea Lion by LaDarren Anderson September 26, 2010

Sea Lion 

A sexy, secksy, smexy, smexican beast from Smexico. It is the most virile of all creatures, and the most deadly. It has been known to inseminate thirty-four different types of creatures in the span of fourteen seconds, and proceed to crush each and every one of them with its uberblubber at the same time because they looked at it funny. It also enjoys long crawls on the beach, mauling horseback riders, and it sucks ass at basketball. Often confused with a walrus, due to it's magnificent tusks.

Cocksucker: "Dude get out of the way, there's a sea lion coming through!"

Smegmatr0n: "No, you idiot, that's just a stupid whore walrus."

Sea Lion: "You motherfuckers actually confused me with a walrus? That's alright, it happens all the time.

*Splat*

Sea Lion by Ma3di August 14, 2006

Sea Lion 

the action of a teacher committing an unspeakable atrocious (sex) to students, usually in the form of orgy.

Leo, stop being a Sea Lion
Dean's girlfriend got Sea Lion-ed

Sea Lion by Severus Zeng October 14, 2020

Sea Lion Woman 

A woman who is seen as a strong, independent woman that takes good care of affairs and is heavily involved in politics, business, or some other industry in which some may have earlier deemed her unable to be successful at. Woman may sometimes be omitted and it can also be used as a masculine term.

Margaret Thatcher is definitely a Sea Lion Woman.

We are Sea Lion Women because they didn't think we could manage stocks but we've made millions of dollars.

She's a Sea Lion because she was able to take care of her children after her husband's death without assistance in spite of her being a stay-at-home mom before her husband passed.

Sea Lion Woman by 星 July 9, 2009

Sea lion Sunday 

A day filled with laying around and occasionally grunting...

Katie and Texas had a serious Sea lion Sunday last week...

Sea lion Sunday by Oldkate24 December 15, 2013