Scuttlefuck 

(noun) One who continues to casually hookup with someone after they know the other person has caught feelings.

(Verb) To casually hookup with someone

else who has openly caught feelings for you. To "scuttle off" after sex due to lack of interest in a long-term relationship.

(1) "She's such a Scuttlefuck, she only hooks up with you when you're drunk".

(2) "Make sure he has good intentions. He might be scuttlefucking you."

Scuttlefuck by TheOriginalAustin March 7, 2019

Scuttlefuck 

A spastic and annoying younger teenage boy.

Guy 1: did you see what Zach did the other day at lunch?
Guy 2: yeah what a scuttlefuck.

Scuttlefuck by Leon Carmichael November 3, 2016

subtlefuck 

A description of the artful efforts of a master of passive aggression who is seeking to seriously undermine another's credibility.

I watched carefully, over the years, as he systematically attempted to subtlefuck his esteemed colleague right out of her job.

subtlefuck by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2017

shittlefuckskeetskeet 

Shittlefuckskeetskeet is a combination word comprised of three terms. Shittles, Fuckles, and Skeet Skeet. All of which may have sexual connotation when used separately, but when combined form the ultimate exclamation. When using the word, no other word is needed in the sentence, because everyone will know the level of seriousness that requires such a term.

The term was created in 2004 by world renowned artist and musician Harrison Moenich.

"Shittlefuckskeetskeet!"

shittlefuckskeetskeet by donotello August 5, 2008

Shuttlefucker 

One who has sex, or wishes to have sex, with the Space Shuttle.

That shuttlefucker is sticking his penis in the fore steering thruster exhaust port again.

Shuttlefucker by 3-I July 17, 2019

Shuttlefucking 

Having sex with the Space Shuttle.

"So I was shuttlefucking last night, and..."
"God damn it, John, stop fucking the shuttle. We just spent sixteen hours replacing the thermal ceramics after your last bout."

Shuttlefucking by 3-I July 20, 2019

Shuttlefucking 

1. Repeatedly moving from computer, to laptop, to computer, with disk in hand, because your company is too cheap to do anything wirelessly. And too stupid to address the compatibility issues between laptops and desktops.

Similar to moving room to room in the dorms looking for a lay and becoming similarly frustrated with the process.

2. May also be used to describe routing cable to address network wiring/config issues. Going from the server room, to the floor and back - switching this cable or that one - trying to get the computers on the network to communicate with each other.

1. "Why isn't that expense report uploaded yet?"

"I don't know, sir. Probably because I wasted an hour shuttlefucking, gave up and went home."

2. "After shuttlefucking around in the lab for six hours, we've concluded your network was infiltrated by squirrel chew, moisture, and a lazy system admin who didn't update security patches - like we told him to do a month ago."

Shuttlefucking by HerrM October 1, 2009