Scurviture

When the erect male penis is not straight, and therefore curves either down, up, left, or right. This is known as a scurvy penis

"Hey Michael, are you tappin that chick?"

"Ya! and she loves my Scurviture!"

by Michael scurvy November 28, 2012

Scurviture

something is very wrong seek medical attention

vast scurviture is a birth defect

by ranktude November 29, 2012

serviture

an exclamation used when someone has been served, often said by a bystander. if no bystanders are there, and there is a totally awesome serviture, the one who has served the other person may say it. if the person says it when there is, in fact, a bystander, but the bystander has not acknowledged it, it is officially an irrelevant serve, and the server has officially served him/herself

person 1: dude, where have you been?? i've been waiting here for an hour!!!

person 2: oh sorry, its easy to lose track of time when i'm bangin your mama

bystander: SERVITURE!!!!!!!!!!!

by sigglet December 13, 2010