Scurtching

When you have sex with someone but do not cum inside them but take the semen, put it in a jar, ferment it for 48 hours, put it in a super soaker gun and shoot your partner in the face with it

I was scurtching with my Girlfriend the other night.

by Mr. Dinklenut January 12, 2025

Scratching like a DJ

Female masturbation. Frigging the bean back and forth like a DJ scratching vinyl.

I walked in on my roommate scratching like a DJ last night.

I woke up so engorged and horny I had to scratch it like a dj.

My uncle offered me $200 if he could watch me scratch it like a dj. Want to go to the mall?

Scratching like a DJ

by Dick Onchin April 21, 2020

Scritching

The act of scratching, touching or grooming in a familiar and friendly way.

Dogs and cats love a good scritching behind their ears and the back of their neck.

by timberpup January 24, 2010

scrutching

Using a crutch to scratch your legs since you are physically impaired at the moment to do the same with your hands.

To ward away the mosquito attack around his wounded leg, he was intensely scrutching himself.

by A.I.R January 16, 2010

scitching

Grabbing on to a car or other motorized vehicle while on a skateboard, bicycle, or some other non-motorized form of transportation.

That dude got effed up real bad while scitching.

by bluie- March 21, 2008

Scratching kink

When a person feels pleasure from the sensation of being scratched on the thighs, back ,stomach etc.

" I love it when he scratches me.At this point I think I have a scratching kink"

by The real bunny<3 August 14, 2021

scratching the pink turntable

Slang for female masturbation, describing the 'all natural' way of pleasuring oneself using the fingers.

Oh shit! Melissa caught me scratching the pink turntable on her bed!

by Stephanie L. September 7, 2005