scumtard 

A really retarded person that's worth the scum on my shoe.

Me: You're a scumtard!

scumtard by scumtard April 24, 2005

Scumtard 

1)A geordie who is seen to be special and mentally retarded.
2)A geordie that spams forums with comments that no one cares about.
3)A fat bastard who insists on looking like a walking barcode.

You are a scumtard or who is that scumtard

Scumtard by FTM July 29, 2008

scumtahd 

Worthless retard...

The word 'Scumtard' originated in 2009 by a Sir Smalbert. However, Matt Damon had trouble reading the word in the Bourne 4 movie script and people are now pronouncing it as 'Scum-tahd".

Yo look at Mainthow that scumtahd... I heard he was writing Idiots for Dummies.

scumtahd by SamueL's February 4, 2009

scamtard

Someone who tries to scam you via email after you list something on craiglist. They typically send you a form email requesting personal information so they can "arrange for payment". Normally they don't reference the specific item you listed but refer to it as "your product" or "your listing". Scamtards are worse than used car salesmen but not quite as bad a child molesters.

Sample email from a scamtard:
Hello,
Am Harry Danny, from Bronx in New York USA but am presently in United Kingdom, soon I will be Back after i execute my Company Assignment here, and am interested to buy Your item if only it’s still available for sale, well my method of payment is via Cashier check and as for the shipping I have a prepaid shipper that take care of all my shipping needs, so he will come over to your Destination for pick up because he is also picking some of my other item I purchase in the same city of yours, i will also like to know the Final Selling price for the Item, so if you are interested in Selling it to me, i would like you to give me the Final Selling price and feed me out with this information on how to mail the check to your destination.
Name:
Address:
City:
State:
Zip code:
Phone Number:

Please withdraw the advert off to avoid disturbance from order buyers.
Regards
Harry Danny

scamtard by MREVERYBODYWORLDWIDE March 24, 2010

scumtart

a scumtart is when your kitty gets a crusty grosse eye and meows like a bitch all night and keeps you up.

aww look that poor kittys draggin his scum tart on he carpet

ugh! check out the scumtart on that feline

does that cat have pink eye?

scumtart by MinestroneMan10 January 4, 2010