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A gentleman's pamphlet; a jazzmag. Toilet reading.

A magazine containing images of naked ladies.
Now obsolete since the introduction of world wide free porn on the internet.
Shit, I need a chug and my PC's fucked. Ah well, back to basics. I'll pop out to the Paki's and grab a scudbook. For old times sake you understand.
scudbook by MadFUCKINGWulie August 3, 2004
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person who runs errands for somebody or stores packages for them or a general useless cunt
that tony is a scudbook,he ll go for it
scudbook by the top man August 3, 2010
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a skanky tart who gets shagged every weekend
scudbook by bo trippa November 8, 2003
adult mens magazine in scotland
aka nude book or jazz mag
gonnae no cum on ma scudbook it makes the pages stick the gether and a cannae read the interesting articles!!
scud book by Anonymous October 11, 2003

skudbook 

A pornographic magazine containing pictures and sex stories. These were commonly used before the days of the internet and smart phones.
Another meaning would be to insult someone using this as a label.
Whits Happnin ya big skudbook?
skudbook by anonymous March 4, 2022
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026