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Scruffles 

A stuffed monkey that lives under your bed.
"Whats that noise coming from under your bed?"
"Oh, thats just Scruffles."
Scruffles by MeJR. September 10, 2011

Scruffles 

1. One large cyst.
2. A fat white kid who thinks he can write techno and play bass with no rhythm who doesn't bathe and finds it amusing to do the Truffle Shuffle even though it makes people sick. (like it never did in that dumb movie)
3. Apricot Pudding
4. A large pacific islander who pays rent on a trailer in the lower southwest who eats cats and and small children who tend to wander into her yard and gets very disgruntled when she finds out that they are not toothless rednecks who drink drano and looking for a good time.
James says: Hey have you seen Scruffles lately?
Ed says: No James I haven't.
James: I haven't seen Scruffles since he was scruffling that small Cuban boy in her trailer.
Ed: I know, that day we were wasted on acid was an adventure wasn't it.
James: My ass hasn't felt the same.
Scruffles by Noshimonoriku December 17, 2008

Mr. Scruffles

A stuffed bunny that lives in my room...
Mr. SCRUFFLES!!!! I told you not to look at me while im jacking off!
Mr. Scruffles by Can 0 S0up October 4, 2008

Strufflet 

Guy 1: Did you hear about Kai? He got into a Strufflet.
Guy 2: Damn, where?
Guy 1: At the gay bar downtown.
Guy 1: I hear Strufflets are common over there...
Strufflet by TheLatino December 6, 2011

scrufflebunny 

a girl with a dirty, nasty, over-used pussy.
"dayum dat gurl is a scrufflebunny."
scrufflebunny by jcut July 25, 2009

scuffle hoe 

A girl that is incredibly friendly and flirty with multiple guys, leading them to believe they have a chance of dating her. The girl actually never intends to date them and the guys never had a chance. She may do this purposefully for her own amusement, or unintentionally.
She is such a scuffle hoe. How do all those guys not realize that she is just playing them!?
scuffle hoe by ryanfox December 25, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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