Scrambie Eggs is a more polite way to refer to the process in which sperm coagulates when it comes into contact with water.
I was in the shower, and when I ejaculated on my hand and tried to wash it off, I got scrambie eggs all over me.
by Thegohan December 11, 2010
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by SunflowerNikki April 8, 2022
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A man who is having, has had, or will have his testicles sucked, licked, or otherwise manipulated orally.
Jeanna: Max, could you give me a ride to town?
Max: Sure - but first you gotta scramble my eggs!
Jeanna: OK!
Max: But that ain't all - first you gotta scramble my fuckin' eggs, then you gotta toss my salad, suck my dick, swallow my yolk, and then french kiss me - in that order!
Max: Sure - but first you gotta scramble my eggs!
Jeanna: OK!
Max: But that ain't all - first you gotta scramble my fuckin' eggs, then you gotta toss my salad, suck my dick, swallow my yolk, and then french kiss me - in that order!
by Dymond D March 8, 2009
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Sister: I kicked Mark from your P.E. class in the dick!
Brother: You know nothing, you didn't kicked him in the dick, you scambled his eggs!
Sister: Eggs?
Brother: His nuts! The two balls guys have between their legs!
Guy 1: Ohh! He just made some scrambled eggs on that rail!
Guy 2: To scramble one's eggs, he must first have eggs. He prolly has cashews for nuts because anyone would be howling after railing his nuts.
Guy 1:i bet he won't try to skate anytime soon.
Brother: You know nothing, you didn't kicked him in the dick, you scambled his eggs!
Sister: Eggs?
Brother: His nuts! The two balls guys have between their legs!
Guy 1: Ohh! He just made some scrambled eggs on that rail!
Guy 2: To scramble one's eggs, he must first have eggs. He prolly has cashews for nuts because anyone would be howling after railing his nuts.
Guy 1:i bet he won't try to skate anytime soon.
by Nobli June 1, 2022
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