Scrambie Eggs 

Scrambie Eggs is a more polite way to refer to the process in which sperm coagulates when it comes into contact with water.

I was in the shower, and when I ejaculated on my hand and tried to wash it off, I got scrambie eggs all over me.

Scrambie Eggs by Thegohan December 11, 2010

Scramble her eggs 

When a person with a penis has vigorous sex with a person with a vagina.

She’s so hot and we’ve been flirting for weeks. I know she just started working here and I’m her superior but I really want to give it to her good and scramble her eggs!

Scramble her eggs by SunflowerNikki April 8, 2022

scramble my eggs 

A man who is having, has had, or will have his testicles sucked, licked, or otherwise manipulated orally.

Jeanna: Max, could you give me a ride to town?

Max: Sure - but first you gotta scramble my eggs!

Jeanna: OK!

Max: But that ain't all - first you gotta scramble my fuckin' eggs, then you gotta toss my salad, suck my dick, swallow my yolk, and then french kiss me - in that order!

scramble my eggs by Dymond D March 8, 2009

Scramble your eggs 

Can I fuck you?

Can I scramble your eggs tonight?

Scramble your eggs by R$$91 January 2, 2022

To scramble one's eggs 

To hurt/ injure one's testicles.

Sister: I kicked Mark from your P.E. class in the dick!
Brother: You know nothing, you didn't kicked him in the dick, you scambled his eggs!
Sister: Eggs?
Brother: His nuts! The two balls guys have between their legs!

Guy 1: Ohh! He just made some scrambled eggs on that rail!
Guy 2: To scramble one's eggs, he must first have eggs. He prolly has cashews for nuts because anyone would be howling after railing his nuts.
Guy 1:i bet he won't try to skate anytime soon.

To scramble one's eggs by Nobli June 1, 2022