Scralculator

A janky, scuffed, or old calculator, typically found in the backpacks of engineering students across the globe.

Hey man, I've got an exam this afternoon and forgot my scralculator. Can I borrow yours?

I can't believe you got a new TI-84 Plus CE graphing calculator. I don't have the money for that and am just rolling with my good old scralculator.

by R9agk93d November 28, 2023

shmalculator

Also known as " Siberian goggles" . When one male is to ejaculate on a females eyelids

I gave her a shmalculator like she had just been in Siberia

by Gorilla12389 May 29, 2016