Scraddle

An extremely itchy or uncomfortable scrotum.

I was so embarrased when i got a scraddle in front of my girlfriend.

by Matt Thomason November 8, 2010

Scraddle

When someone needs to just go away, they need to scram and skaddadle.

"Peeter was being really annoying, so I told him to just Scraddle."

by Ecg1986 January 29, 2018

Horse Straddler

The dude that straddles everyones horses, pretty much a tool.

x: here cums the horse straddler!
y: hey bitch
horse straddler: hey guys! look what i got!
z: shut the fuck up and straddle the horses bitch
horse straddler: when can i join the battle? i've been straddling for years now!
x: quit yo bitchin' and get to straddlin'
y: once a horse straddler, always a horse straddler
z: GET THE FUCK BACK TO STRADDLIN'!

by Pwon September 8, 2010

straddle

to place both legs around something, as you would when riding a horse.

"gee, he's hot, i'd straddle him any day!"

by Claire January 27, 2004

Straddle Racking

The act of making out while the man is sitting, and the woman is straddling his legs. A combinations of the terms Straddle(n.) and Racking(v.) Often performed on a couch or the back seat of a car.

Guy1: "Dude did you and Emma get together last night?"
Guy2: "Oh ya dude, we were straddle racking in the back seat of my car for half an hour!"

by Izaacus August 7, 2017

scruddle

The greasy remnants left behind on a frying pan or griddle after cooking bacon, ground beef or steak. Scruddle can be added to gravy for extra flavor. In some instances people of little or no income prefer to eat scruddle on a piece of wonder bread.

Don't you wash that pan I am saving the scruddle.

by David W. Erby November 12, 2007

Tactical Straddle

Tactically straddling someone is a high-speed low-drag maneuver. Commonly used in Police and Military applications. Forcefully and tactfully squatting spread eagle over someones torso or face take control of the suspect. A Tactical Straddle can be executed with the suspect in the prone or supine position by placing both legs around them, as you would when riding a horse. Tacticalness is increased if wearing all black.

"I had to execute a tactical straddle to get control of a suspect last night. Once I had his torso straddled, I was able to overcome his resistance and take full control."

JB "Hey D, heard you had to manhandle that guy in the cell last night, how did you get control of him?"

D "It was easy, I just executed a Tactical Straddle to get him into submission."

by RDMC2 April 14, 2014