A self important, virtue posturing , gender mystified, wealth distribution advocate, pet custodian who drives either a miniscule electric car and/or bicycle and resides in Boulder County Colorado, or any other "like" community, in which the Republic is dismantled via referendum to make room for democratic socialism, oppressive governmental intrusion and nanny-state governance.
My sister-in-law is a rabid Scoulder. She literally claimed that SHE knows best how EVERYONE should live and act.
by PMCSJ November 23, 2020
Get the Scoulder mug.The act of intentionally bumping another person's shoulder with your own shoulder as you walk past them. It is meant as a display of open aggression or simple disrespect depending on how roughly the shoulder check is performed.
by Miami Mistress November 30, 2009
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its a term used to put your arm around someone. you start with counting ur far shoulder away from them as one, two which is the closest one to them, 3 their first and 4th the farthest one on the other side and keep ur arm around them
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Get the boulder shoulder mug.boy one: hey dude, have you seen sallys shoulders recently? she’s so hot.
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Get the shoulder fetish mug.When you put your dick and balls on top of someone's shoulder, usually while they are watching television.
Yeah, man. My girlfriend was watching Sex in the City and then I gave her the ol' shoulder picnic. Classic.
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