Scoulder 

A self important, virtue posturing , gender mystified, wealth distribution advocate, pet custodian who drives either a miniscule electric car and/or bicycle and resides in Boulder County Colorado, or any other "like" community, in which the Republic is dismantled via referendum to make room for democratic socialism, oppressive governmental intrusion and nanny-state governance.

My sister-in-law is a rabid Scoulder. She literally claimed that SHE knows best how EVERYONE should live and act.

Scoulder by PMCSJ November 23, 2020

shoulder check 

The act of intentionally bumping another person's shoulder with your own shoulder as you walk past them. It is meant as a display of open aggression or simple disrespect depending on how roughly the shoulder check is performed.

Janet shoulder checked Denise on her way out, hoping for a fight.

shoulder check by Miami Mistress November 30, 2009

counting shoulders 

its a term used to put your arm around someone. you start with counting ur far shoulder away from them as one, two which is the closest one to them, 3 their first and 4th the farthest one on the other side and keep ur arm around them

“have you ever counted shoulders before?”
“dude, i just used the counting shoulders trick on katie and it worked!”

counting shoulders by kathryn money September 25, 2018

Shoulder Shaking 

Shoulder shaking is stimulation of the genitals with the hand for sexual pleasure.

I am gonna go shoulder shaking.

Shoulder Shaking by Specs Gonzalez January 28, 2020

boulder shoulder

when a mans shoulders are so big they look like theyre from minecraft

hey blake you have boulder shoulder

boulder shoulder by dereki long nuts March 3, 2015

shoulder fetish 

what schools think teenage boys have.

boy one: hey dude, have you seen sallys shoulders recently? she’s so hot.
boy two: i know. those shoulders are just so tempting!

a shoulder fetish.

shoulder fetish by soggydawg007 November 24, 2019

shoulder picnic 

When you put your dick and balls on top of someone's shoulder, usually while they are watching television.

Yeah, man. My girlfriend was watching Sex in the City and then I gave her the ol' shoulder picnic. Classic.

shoulder picnic by eddyt113007 June 1, 2010