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Scottishdave 

A devilishly handsom Scotsman once presumed to be a student at both Coastal Carolina U. UNC-Charlote and Eastern Carolina U. Rumor has it that this mischievious south eastern party-go-er is not only a Scottish immigrant but may also be a United States Marine. Was once easily spotted running around the south east with a t-shirt bearing the name "Scottishdave" But is thought to have settled down and reside in eastern North Carolina.
-Hott Chick- "Did you see that gorgeous guy with the funny accent at the bar last night"

-Even Hotter chick- "Yeah, that was Scottishdave. I hear he is both pre-med and also a Marine, But nobody really knows.... Either way, i want to bone him bad "
Scottishdave by ctoasne June 19, 2010

Scottishtani 

Omar there is a Scottishtani

De-Scottishification 

1, To remove Scottishness
2, To modify Scottishness.
What Scottish businesses are doing at the moment to appease their American customers in the aftermath of the Megrahi release.
Not limited to Scottish companies. For instance a Mexican company whose logo was bagpipes or a wee sleekit temerous beastie or something could be seen to be Scottish & could therefore become commercially disadvantaged by this judicial faux pas. They would, no doubt choose to...De-Scottishify.
The Scottishness which is being removed or modified is the superficial Scottishness such as the tartan, the sporran, the ginger hair. The Scottishness which lies beneath the surface however is not altered. The meanness, the E-numbers, the moaning & groaning, the religious hatred, Dundee, is not visible in the corporate spectrum & therefore it remains intact.

De-Scottishification renders Scots people exactly the same as everybody else.
De-Scottishification
I can descottishify myself by drinking less whisky & eating less porridge & haggis but no amount of moaning & groaning can bring him (Megrahi) back.

Scottishland 

Where the Scottishs come from.
Imma glass you right back to Scottishland
Scottishland by EwMayonnaise March 16, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026