Scottish Person

By definition we are nutters and have a accent nobody but us can do.

Ya ken my wee pal drove 250 miles for a 100% sugar Irn Bru.

To others a Scottish Person does nothing but drink beer

Scottish Person by An anonymous scottish person October 15, 2019

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Scottish Person

Scottish people are the coolest people in the uk they are also the coolest people in the whole world

person- hello where are you from?
Scottish person- am from the best country in the world.
person- ohh your from scotland.

Scottish Person by Slaybaddiequeen August 23, 2022

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Scottish Person

White Skinned
Extremly Short girls
average height males
Girls are either stunning or look like a guy with a wig

did you see the new scottish person?
nah hes to short

Scottish Person by jesuschristbff March 26, 2017

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Multiple Scottish Personality Disorder

When you have the magical ability to do multiple Scottish voices, ranging from Team Fortress 2 to Austin Powers to Shrek.

Jerry: What's up with Bob McLock?
Steven: He has Multiple Scottish Personality Disorder. One moment he's 500lbs, then he's reminiscing about Onions and farting non stop, or charging people with a Claymore and eye-patch, all while blasting bag pipe music.

Multiple Scottish Personality Disorder by I am related to Chuck Norris August 19, 2022

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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