A gold digging man slore usually found driving a POS Miata. Found in other peoples houses while hiding from the world in the middle of noway city. Thinks he can get away with breaking up marriages scott free. Noway should you ever let your wife be near them.
Friend 1: My wife just got a great paying job as a Nurse!
Friend 2: Better keep her away from all the Scottie’s out there, Noway he can be just a friend.
Scottie is definitely a thot and the biggest fuckboy you’ll ever meet. Will play with your feelings, he is funny but do not be fooled. The only good thing is he has a good taste in music but is overruled by the fact that he has chlamydia. :)
“Do you know Scottie”
“Yeah he hit me up a min ago”
“Oh he just texted me to hangout”
noun, adjective: A word evolved from the all time great Chicago Bull, Scottie Pippen: If someone is slackin, trippin, failin, or on tilt; straight wack
"Damn dawg, you didn't take that jaun home wit you the other night? Damn dawg, you Scottie Slippin.
a guy who, usually in a social setting, is the "liability of the pack." He is extremely confident and comes across as cocky to most, but deep down he's a big teddy bear. He's always out to have a good time, flirts a lot and has cheeky banter. However, if women are too keen, he tends to respond with indifference. This makes women fall for him obsessively as they want to be the "one" to change his reckless ways and convince him to settle down and boyfriend them. Scottie Too Hottie tends to come up with ridiculously catchy phrases for his team members, is the life of the party but will "ghost" as he gets easily bored. He likes to take selfies, especially topless in front of mirrors.
When a man humbly accepts that he doesn't stand a chance with the woman he is talking to and, instead of being a cockblocker, he sets up his much better looking and successful friend with an assist. As a result, both men end up winners.
Guy 1: Hey, bro, you remember that hot ass blonde you Scottie Pippen'd me last week?
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my realbirthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*