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Scorpihoe

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This person is a Scorpio born between October 23 and November 22, but they ooze even more sexual energy then the average Scorpio. Scorpihoes are the most sexual beings! All they think and talk about is sex, how Scorpios are the best sign in bed, and how kinky they are.
Me: I started talking to this Scorpio but they don’t even want to go on a real date, all they talk about is how they want to tie me up in bed.
Friend: Omg you’re talking to a Scorpihoe, you better like getting handcuffed!
Scorpihoe by Gayvampire13 May 1, 2019
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Scorpion Lips 

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A freak of nature born with actual scorpion-lips, making him unable to enunciate many words coherently.
Bill: Hey, Scorpion Lips, how old are you?

Scorpion Lips: I'm sevfentends.

Bill: You're seventeen??

Scorpion Lips: No! I said I'm sevfentends.

Bill. You're seventy??

Scorpion Lips: No!
Scorpion Lips by TheCreep1 March 8, 2011

Scorpio 

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Scorpios are kinda scary and intimidating when you first meet them but they are actually kind and caring once you become their friend and one of the best friends you will ever have. Scorpios are not the people that you want to be enemies with, if you aren’t their friends Scorpios don’t have any problems being a bitch and will literally destroy you. Scorpios will stick with you through hard times and be by your side whenever they can. Scorpios like to hide their problems and pretend to be ok but a lot of the time they are upset about something, they will never worry you with their struggles unless they trust you a lot. That makes them seem really secretive and they are, Scorpios will always hide your secrets and they have many secrets of their own. Eyes and bone structure are Scorpios best features. They are the cutest and prettiest signs but they have no idea and they will always deny it no matter what- along with crushes they won’t say anything about them and will never admit it. They tend to flirt with people they like without knowing that they are. Scorpios are loyal, trustworthy, and sweet. If you are good friends with a Scorpio you are extremely lucky and they will always be your comforting friend. They hold grudges but when it comes to people they care about they can’t stay mad and no matter if a Scorpio is mad at you or they are resting or at an event they will always be there for you when you need them.
Boy 1: wow she’s really cool and chill!!
Girl 1: yah she’s a Scorpio, she’s a great person.
Scorpio by willow263782 July 13, 2018

Covered with Scorpions 

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When someone expresses great distress over something of little impact to themselves and humanity as a whole.

Taken from the X-Men Animated Series Episode "Captive Hearts". Annalee, a projecting empath, uses her powers on Wolverine who, as we know, is nearly invincible/heals almost instantly from almost all attacks. She begins chanting "Covered with scorpions. All covered with scorpions!" and Wolvie begins to hallucinate scorpions all over his body. He exlclaims in a frightened manner "No! Covered with scorpions! GET THEM OFF ME!" Thus, getting worked up over something that will honestly not effect him.
Person A: "Your musical tastes suck! I view you as inferior to myself because of them. If only you were more like me."

Person B: "NO! COVERED WITH SCORPIONS! GET THEM OFF ME!!"

Person A: o_O
Covered with Scorpions by ktbrister September 9, 2010

scorpios 

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a zodiac sign from october 23 - november 22. they’re the baddest bitches out there. people clown scorpios all the time saying they’re heartless and freaky. freaky might be true but we do have big ass hearts. unless we don’t like u or u did something that made us not like u. appreciate scorpios more and keep in mind that just because 16 scorpios fucked u over don’t mean all of us fucked u over and u can’t fw scorpios... just means u got bad taste.
susan : whats your scorpio sign?
jessica : scorpio.
susan : oh, gotta stay away from y’all scorpios haha.
jessica : no u gotta stay away from billy that cheated on u with ur sister, susan.
susan : oh right haha.
scorpios by bridnsknxdjxxjjx April 14, 2019

pisces and scorpio 

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The ultimate love. The Pisces and Scorpio understand each others needs and will help the other willingly. The Pisces keeps their head in the clouds, but the scorpion has just the right touch to keep the piscean from leaving reality all together. Whereas the Scorpio can be aggressive, overly blunt and detached and the Pisces will be the perfect thing to open them up. They will know each other like no other and love so deeply. Sometime too deeply❤️❤️. Their sex life will be full of love lust and playfulness. Very intense. They're not just together they are soul mates and will be able to keep the interest of each other for a long time. Weather best friends or lovers the Pisces and Scorpio are a 5/5 💛💛💛💛💛 relationship.
Wow their relationship is so intense and loving. They're so cute and happy.

Yeah. I bet he's a Scorpio and she's a Pisces.

Awe a Pisces and Scorpio relationship. They're soul mates. He's perfect for her and vise versa.

Awe, yeah they are perfect.

*gazes longingly*

Scorpio 

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Totally awesome and really good at mind reading.
Can get anyone to have a crush on them if they want to, and if they don't like you, watch out.
I know scorpios are awesome because I am one:)
Random person: omg that girl is so awesome!
Other person: dude that's because she's a Scorpio, duh.
Scorpio by Awesome Scorpio girl February 23, 2020
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