Scorched Muffin 

Profane sex act where you light the female's public hair on fire and then you proceed to penetrate her until the sheer force puts out the flame.

"Ronny gave La Verne a scorched muffin last night and now they aren't talking. On a related note, La Verne has third degree burns on her pelvis."

Scorched Muffin by Stratosphere March 15, 2010

Scorched Muffin(s) 

Scorched Muffin(s) reside on a male (most generally) that has gynecomastia, and suffers from chaffing of the areola which results in an unusual tenderness of the breasts.

My chest is killing me after the very cold football game. I think I may have Scorched Muffin(s).

Scorched Muffin(s) by Wildman582 November 2, 2011

Schorched Muffins 

another meaning for "Sick Burn" or "Oh Snap"

boy-- aliens are organge
girl # 1--no they aren't, they are green

girl # 2--Oh schorched muffins

Schorched Muffins by Tishie-Poo December 9, 2008