Scoot-Scoot

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People who can't speak english

Person 1: hey are you a scoot-scoot
Person 2: yas eye is a scoowt-scoowt

Scoot-Scoot by Isa bleu November 9, 2017

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scoot-scoot

(verb)

a synonym for masturbation

I'm to go scoot-scoot in five minutes

scoot-scoot by aardvark man May 11, 2018

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Scoot scoot!

interjection: An expression of excitement often displayed by Indian males at large convocations in agreement with previously expressed excitement.

There's BEER!!!!!
Fuck yeah!!
Scoot scoot!
What?

Scoot scoot! by what'supPLAYa? September 1, 2010

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scoot scoot

a scooter that is used (usually by the elderly) to get around faster in places like a grocery store, or a nursing home.

"Yes ma'am, I would be glad to get you a scoot scoot in just a minute"

scoot scoot by Mar Mar Love April 21, 2008

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Scoot Scoot

A universal term.

Sam: Jimmy is burning he got a STD
Jimmy: Bruh you lying scoot scoot

Scoot Scoot by G\ToTobira,aSe1TT May 26, 2018

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SCOOT SCOOT

The name for a scooter when u forget the name of a scooter

Person1: i fell of my scoot scoot
Person2: what is a scoot scoot
Person1: i forgot what the name of the scoot scoot is

Person2: lol
Person1: oh scooter

SCOOT SCOOT by jondawx July 23, 2022

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Scoot scoot bandicoot

a new and better version of "see you later alligator",
the official reply is "toodaloo kangaroo"

Bob: it's late I'm finna get going

Fred: ok, scoot scoot bandicoot

Bob: toodaloo kangaroo

Scoot scoot bandicoot by _7H0M45_ December 15, 2017

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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