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Scoot doo 

Shit a polite way of saying shit
I took my dog to the park and he made a scoot doo
Scoot doo by Rabidlizard69 June 26, 2016
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scoot a lee doo 

Something to shout when your happy. Created by Dane Cook
Dane's Dad: Kids were going to Benson's Animal Farm
Dane: Scoot a lee doo
Dane's Dad: That's right, Scoot a lee God Damn doo
scoot a lee doo by Amanda R December 26, 2007

scoob & doo 

comes from the cartoon scooby doo.in most episodes when a ghoul or ghost is seen by scooby,the ghoul/ghost dissapears when scooby grabs shaggy to show him the ghoul or ghost.this also happens on the streets of america.ie;when the ghoulish ghost of racism rears its ugly,dead, but not yet decapitated head,it usually disappears when one attempts to show the gruesome ghoul to others
you: hey mayne,that cop just violated my rights and called me racist names!

friend:who? that cop over there?

you: yeah... that dude is a racist bastard!
go talk to him you'll see

friend: ok..

friend:hey officer,why did you violate my friends rights and call him racist names?

cop: now sir, why would i do a thing like that? i'm an officer of the law.would you like a donut buddy?"

friend:jelly?

cop:yeah,i got jelly

friend: cool...ok,thanks!

cop:no worries buddy.watch your head.

you: well?

friend:well yeah,i just talked to the officer and he said he didn't do anything.in fact,he was nice. he even offered me a donut and helped me watch my head!

you: what!?%@! and you took it!?!

friend:well...yeah.whats wrong with that?
it was good advice.

you: no dummy,the donut! you took it?

friend:well,yeah..he seems nice

you: ughhh!!wtf!#!@!

friend: wha???

you:mayne,he did just did a scoob & doo!!!!

friend:you got scoob & dooed?

you: yeah asshole!i got scoob & dooed!!!
i mean,scoob & did!!

friend:is that like being abb & cost(ed)?

you: yeah...but worse.

Boot scoot dookie 

When you scoot around on the floor while releasing fecal matter leaving a long brown line on the floor.
Personhood wants to boot scoot dookie at John's house later"
Person 2"me"
Person 3" I would love to"

scoot dools 

Getting abused the first night you meet someone. And the second night you meet them becoming great friends the next time
Oh shit he was such a Scoot dools last night
scoot dools by Yeahnyc June 15, 2014

doo-doo shoot 

The doo-doo shoot consists of the lower part of your colon and your butt hole. Its the trail your poop goes down prior to exiting the butt hole.
"My doctor reccomended colonic irrigation and then I wondered just how dirty my doo-doo shoot really is."
doo-doo shoot by Sarah Lambert February 29, 2008

scoop doggie doo 

skip daggy crap cop noggy poo, flip nappy stew, aw hell i ain't down wit dat, OR snoop dog's anal cousin who never made it and had to clean up after the animals in central park.
scoop doggie doo by goat man May 25, 2003
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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