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scoot a lee doo 

Something to shout when your happy. Created by Dane Cook
Dane's Dad: Kids were going to Benson's Animal Farm
Dane: Scoot a lee doo
Dane's Dad: That's right, Scoot a lee God Damn doo
scoot a lee doo by Amanda R December 26, 2007

scoob & doo 

comes from the cartoon scooby doo.in most episodes when a ghoul or ghost is seen by scooby,the ghoul/ghost dissapears when scooby grabs shaggy to show him the ghoul or ghost.this also happens on the streets of america.ie;when the ghoulish ghost of racism rears its ugly,dead, but not yet decapitated head,it usually disappears when one attempts to show the gruesome ghoul to others
you: hey mayne,that cop just violated my rights and called me racist names!

friend:who? that cop over there?

you: yeah... that dude is a racist bastard!
go talk to him you'll see

friend: ok..

friend:hey officer,why did you violate my friends rights and call him racist names?

cop: now sir, why would i do a thing like that? i'm an officer of the law.would you like a donut buddy?"

friend:jelly?

cop:yeah,i got jelly

friend: cool...ok,thanks!

cop:no worries buddy.watch your head.

you: well?

friend:well yeah,i just talked to the officer and he said he didn't do anything.in fact,he was nice. he even offered me a donut and helped me watch my head!

you: what!?%@! and you took it!?!

friend:well...yeah.whats wrong with that?
it was good advice.

you: no dummy,the donut! you took it?

friend:well,yeah..he seems nice

you: ughhh!!wtf!#!@!

friend: wha???

you:mayne,he did just did a scoob & doo!!!!

friend:you got scoob & dooed?

you: yeah asshole!i got scoob & dooed!!!
i mean,scoob & did!!

friend:is that like being abb & cost(ed)?

you: yeah...but worse.

Boot scoot dookie 

When you scoot around on the floor while releasing fecal matter leaving a long brown line on the floor.
Personhood wants to boot scoot dookie at John's house later"
Person 2"me"
Person 3" I would love to"

scoot dools 

Getting abused the first night you meet someone. And the second night you meet them becoming great friends the next time
Oh shit he was such a Scoot dools last night
scoot dools by Yeahnyc June 15, 2014

doo-doo shoot 

The doo-doo shoot consists of the lower part of your colon and your butt hole. Its the trail your poop goes down prior to exiting the butt hole.
"My doctor reccomended colonic irrigation and then I wondered just how dirty my doo-doo shoot really is."
doo-doo shoot by Sarah Lambert February 29, 2008

scoop doggie doo 

skip daggy crap cop noggy poo, flip nappy stew, aw hell i ain't down wit dat, OR snoop dog's anal cousin who never made it and had to clean up after the animals in central park.
scoop doggie doo by goat man May 25, 2003