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peach scone

A person you may love and see a future with that could never happen because they may have either rejected you or be in a current relationship that halts the pursuit of each other. The person you love, the peach scone, normally would have no idea your love and may be mislead to think it as sincerity and kind gestures
Dude, that girl is so pretty, and kind, and we are just so connected. But she’s engaged to Adam. I guess she’ll be my peach scone forever
peach scone by Cornchips May 26, 2018

peach scone

Secret word for describing someone you love but can’t have.

Hobo Johnson
“She’s a Peach Scone
peach scone by lonelyyboii May 22, 2018

Peach Scone

someone you want but you can't have, someone that will break your heart over and over again but you still love.
I love her but she loves another she is a peach scone.
Peach Scone by thanossnap July 29, 2019

fuck-scone 

Derived from the English term scone-head. A person who is a complete and utter fuckwit. A pleb who also carries out the traits of a nuff nuff. A derro. A choad puller. Someone you would spit on and fly-kick to the head. Cock-socks you would have no hesitation in throwing emu eggs or black dildo's at in shear disgrace. Tosses that you would not piss on if they were on fire. Generally people who originate from areas like Bunyip.
Yeah, your mate Stripey is a fuck-scone!
fuck-scone by BJFV March 1, 2011

scone trick

When a joint has been left to go out for fear of servere stoned'ness,then passed on.
"here, burger lids, you let the biff go out again, proper scone trick!"

scone trick by sshleptenspiel March 1, 2009

Drop Scone 

A brutally rough bowel movement that feels like your ass is being ripped apart by shitting a long, dry, stale coffee shop scone. Typically induced from dehydration caused by a long night of excessive alcohol consumption.
Carl needed some Prep H after he busted a bloody roid. His drop scone split his ass open.
Drop Scone by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2017