Scolcher

The biggest fucking faggot in all of the planet. I can't even comprehend the amount of how much a faggot this boi is. He tries way too hard to get pussy. Has 0 pickup game. Oh yeah, he has a 3", ""penis".

Man- I really do hate that little faggot
Kid- The correct word is "Scolcher"
Man-Ahhh, I really do hate that little Scolcher.
Kid- Thanks!

by Iateoutyourmom6969696969699696 July 24, 2016

Scotcheroo

a peanut-buttery, crispy, chocolatety, butter-scotchity treat invented by my grandma in the 1970s for one purpose: to be consumed by her two favorite grandsons (nameless on this site, but we all know who they are) at Ocean Shores.

Ohpa: (auf Deutsch) You made a full pan of scotcheroos. Where did half of them go?
Ohma: You know.

by Kuchen, kniffla and streudels January 5, 2014

Georgia Scorcher

When you bring a girl home from a bar, and she passes out. You take her panties off, take a dump in them, and then put them back on her. She wakes up and thinks she shit her own pants.

That drunk bitch thought she shit herself after I gave her a Georgia Scorcher

by TunaTacoGrande March 21, 2003

Finger Scorcher

The ending half inch/quarter inch on a blunt or joint. Finger Scorchers are so small they burn your finger whilst taking a hit.

zack: This blunt is so small it's a finger scorcher, should I toss it?

shaun: Put it in the bowl, that's a finger scorcher.

zack: Word up, don't wanna burn myself.

by Lyons954 November 30, 2011

shelf scorcher

A revealing piece of clothing such as a bikini or a little black dress that metaphorically burns up the shelf its put on.

That hot black number you’re designing is bound to be a shelf scorcher.

by the great wordsmith May 2, 2011

Scorcher

1. Really Really Really hot outside. A hot day.
( or scorching )

1. Man! It's friggin' SCORCHING outside.
2. Tommorrow's gonna be a scorcher.

by P-SO March 10, 2007

Scorcher

One who scorches. He's always one-step ahead of you, no matter what you do. He leaves you in the dust absolutely burned blind, every time. You've got nothing on him at all. He represents the quintessence of Man. A real Man. And not just man of gender. Man like how they say when you mean humanity. He is the ultimate human, an aesthetic elegant mind. He can destroy your weak conscience simply by casting the slightest earnest glance. You definitely owe him a debt of gratitude

the embodiment of George Bush. A flaming candle in the dark.

Scorcher can only be used in a sentence really if it is describing Scorcher, the ultimate human being or person.
The better or best person there is.

Thank God for Scorcher..

by -splitdissonance-- July 24, 2010