Sclungus

When You're Dick Is Uncomfortably Hard Around You're Guy Friend (This Is Only Applied To Guys) So You Put Your Dick Between Your Legs And Thrust Up To Pop It So You Can Turn Flaccid.

Bro I was hanging out with Jeff, and I had to do a quick Sclungus.

by flappyflem23 June 1, 2020

Scrungus

A nonsense word that (sometimes) refers to a dog wearing a sweater that is TOO LARGE for him.

"Careful not to scrungus my bungus there, chungo."

by Scrungus May 31, 2017

splungus

n. The recognition that the events of one's life are simply occurrences and do not exist as part of a larger narrative; i.e. that one's real actions, encounters, internal thoughts and struggles do not have literary symbolism or merit, that one is not a character in the movie of their own life. The opposite of main character energy. Philosophically related to absurdism.

adj. Of or relating to the above.

Person A: I used to analyse my actions according to a variety of ironic meta-levels. Then I realized that I am a normal person who has normal human emotions and behaviors, just like everyone else.

Person B: That's pretty splungus of you.

by arkhamcycle December 6, 2021

Slungus

1. A particular rabbit.
2. (Informal) A person who gives an ominous stare to others to give a comedic effect.

1. "That slungus at the pet center looked so cute!"

2. "That guy is such a slungus, it's so funny."

by Musinks January 5, 2023

Scrungus

An affectionate nonsense word referring to a happy domestic animal, most commonly a cat or dog

My cat is such a scrungus

by gayostioporosis February 9, 2023

scrungus

An elderly person that preys on young children.

Stay away from that old man, he looks like a scrungus

by I've_no_idea July 9, 2016

Sclangus

big cat :)

look at that sclangus

by Orbulon_ May 20, 2021