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Shlangus 

Can literally be used in any context, with any definition you so please. The beauty is the person you’re talking to will know exactly what you mean
Bye professor, have a good shlangus!

I fucked the shlangus outta ur mum on Easter Sunday.

Broooo I was so drunk last night, I can’t believe I lost my shlangus.

You need to have a shlangus pre-game before going to fins on Thursday.
Shlangus by Coconutdaddy February 14, 2020
Related Words
Rodney gave that bitch the slangus.
Slangus by Dcharts November 30, 2013
anything that is bad
Shove it up your schlangus
schlangus by samklaplun November 4, 2018

splangus 

Splayed Angus (see also Angus) and Angry Angus.

The deliberate widening of the anal opening to allow ease of penetration.
Rod bent over and showed Leroy his spalngus begging him to pleasure him with his 18 inch sausage. Clearly Rod has gAIDS (see gAIDS)
splangus by Angry Angus June 3, 2004

Sclungus 

When You're Dick Is Uncomfortably Hard Around You're Guy Friend (This Is Only Applied To Guys) So You Put Your Dick Between Your Legs And Thrust Up To Pop It So You Can Turn Flaccid.
Bro I was hanging out with Jeff, and I had to do a quick Sclungus.
Sclungus by flappyflem23 June 1, 2020