sklungus

a being of whom is a variable

if you are being chased by a sklungus, you should run

by the sklungus leader February 11, 2025

splungus

n. The recognition that the events of one's life are simply occurrences and do not exist as part of a larger narrative; i.e. that one's real actions, encounters, internal thoughts and struggles do not have literary symbolism or merit, that one is not a character in the movie of their own life. The opposite of main character energy. Philosophically related to absurdism.

adj. Of or relating to the above.

Person A: I used to analyse my actions according to a variety of ironic meta-levels. Then I realized that I am a normal person who has normal human emotions and behaviors, just like everyone else.

Person B: That's pretty splungus of you.

by arkhamcycle December 6, 2021

Slungus

1. A particular rabbit.
2. (Informal) A person who gives an ominous stare to others to give a comedic effect.

1. "That slungus at the pet center looked so cute!"

2. "That guy is such a slungus, it's so funny."

by Musinks January 5, 2023

skungus

A mysterious rash that appears suddenly and goes away after applying a shitload of cotizone cream. Not ringworm, most likely a reaction to detergents.

After the air duct cleaning, she had a really bad skungus, at first she thought it was ringworm, turns out she is just allergic to Humboldt county.

After a crazy night of cosmos and gin he woke up with a raging skungus.

by Miss Gourmet January 30, 2010

Skrungus

A word use to describe a particularly drippy polish male.

Person 1 : wow look at his clothes!
Person 2 : Yeah that must be skrungus.

Example
So what I ate all yo shit Daquan you big mad or lil mad

by yarrak2 February 10, 2021

Skungus

Skungus is a legendary man known for smoking lots og skunk on the daily. He is in a comitted relationship with Klumbus. Skungus is the realest out there and he always look out for his homeboys when he passes the juju.

Last night Skungus gave pipe to thicc thot out in humle

by Klumbus April 15, 2019

Sclungus

When You're Dick Is Uncomfortably Hard Around You're Guy Friend (This Is Only Applied To Guys) So You Put Your Dick Between Your Legs And Thrust Up To Pop It So You Can Turn Flaccid.

Bro I was hanging out with Jeff, and I had to do a quick Sclungus.

by flappyflem23 June 1, 2020