scissor fist

Code for masturbating when getting caught by friends. Usually a last resort.

Mark walked in on me beatin' it and I couldn't think of anything so I just yelled out "SCISSOR FIST!".

by J Ross September 8, 2007

scissor fist

The act of secret masturbation. Never done for voyeurism or sport. Usually done in the comfort of your dorm room on your friends desk when you think they are in class.

When you walk in on your roommate and he is crouched over, he is definitely scissor fisting!!

by Paul, Andrew, Drew, John, Fabi, September 13, 2007

Scissor Fist

When you fist somebody with both hands extended like an open pair of scissors

"I scissor fisted Rebecca last night it was so hot"

by Singaporean man May 27, 2024

Scissorfest

The Holiday celebrated on December 20th in which a group of two or more females scissor from dawn to dusk. There is usually a head female known as the "Scissor Queen" that presides over the group as they perform the sacred art of scissoring. The celebration begins with a sensual dance of the traditional scissoring variety and then degrades into a full on scissoring session. As the festival draws to a close, the group slows down and some soft Barry Manilow is played as the girls cool off with some ice cold soft drinks. The festival is then brought to an end by the Scissor Queen who must sacrifice a small calf and nibble on its intestines to gain the creatures power, as divine rite dictates her to do so.

This is how the festival is dictated to occur within the ancient book; the Art of Scissoring by C.S. Lewis.

" Hey Jenna, are you excited for Chistmas this year?"

"Golly Gee, Franklin, No I totally forgot about Christmas! I'm just much to excited for Scissorfest this year."

"Your a skank Jenna."

by Scissor Queen October 29, 2009

Scissorfest

The Holiday celebrated on December 20th in which a group of two or more females scissor from dawn to dusk. There is usually a head female known as the "Scissor Queen" that presides over the group as they perform the sacred art of scissoring. The celebration begins with a sensual dance of the traditional scissoring variety and then degrades into a full on scissoring session. As the festival draws to a close, the group slows down and some soft Barry Manilow is played as the girls cool off with some ice cold soft drinks. The festival is then brought to an end by the Scissor Queen who must sacrifice a small calf and nibble on its intestines to gain the creatures power, as divine rite dictates her to do so.

This is how the festival is dictated to occur within the ancient book; the Art of Scissoring by C.S. Lewis.

" Hey Jenna, are you excited for Chistmas this year?"

"Golly Gee, Franklin, No I totally forgot about Christmas! I'm just much to excited for Scissorfest this year."

"You're a skank Jenna."

by Scissor Queen October 28, 2009

scissorfest

Scissorfest is a Adjective to describe a situation to be as if you were a guy trying to engage in sexual intercourse with a woman, but the problem being that you are at a lesbian convention, thus saying that there are lots of potential canidates, but none of them are remotly interested.

This is a complete and total Scissorfest

by Tri-Cara January 1, 2010

ScissorFist

A Maryland-based metal band consisting of Matt Fischer, who is also a doppleganger for Farmer Fran in “The Waterboy”, Kevin Sturgeon (guitars), Robert Shore (an actual Potato), and Kris Celey (drums). They are known for their sheer brutality and their vocalist’s uncanny ability to be heard from a mile away.

Hey man, aren’t you the singer for ScissorFist?

Matt: BREEEEEEEEE

by El Parko May 1, 2022