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Schwim Schwam 

The act of swimming in the vaginal region. Schwim schwam can also be defined as intercourse or getting some butt.
Mean, If I get done work early, may I get some schwim schwam?

*using this phrase may increase your chances of getting some schwim schwam.
Schwim Schwam by K. C. Venable September 19, 2017
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Schwam's are pink single speed bikes. They are built in Boulder, CO. Generation one was built in the summer of 2004.
"What is that?"
"Its my SCHWAM"
"Does it have gears?"
"Gears are for guys that can't get girlfriends!"
SCHWAM by elchachador November 7, 2007
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an adjective, used the same way as cool.
Person One: "We're gonna meet at the movies at eight tonight, okay?"
Person Two: "That's schwam."
schwam by Little Chunky Foo Foo January 22, 2006
Schwam's are pink single speed bikes. They are built in Boulder, CO. Generation one was built in the summer of 2004.
"What is that?"
"Its my SCHWAM"
"Does it have gears?"
"Gears are for guys that can't get girlfriends!"
schwam by elchachador January 4, 2009
A slang term for marijuana, perhaps originating from the word "shwag." Can also be used like the verb "to smoke."
Dude, I just bought an 8th of schwam and were gonna blaze it all tonight.

We're going to schwam before we watch Half Baked.
schwam by Miguel Willows September 22, 2005
An incident involving a man having sex with a hot girl on a beach in Spain (or Portugal).
Dude, I had the best schwam in Spain last summer.
schwam by Jon #1 November 19, 2006
Rabaka's way of counting. It is the equivalent of ONE. Derived from the insane group called Group X.
Teacher: Children, let's count to ten.
Ralph: SCHWAM!
Schwam by EMLINIA January 8, 2005
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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