schwade

verb. to turn a finished/smoked bowl of marijuana of a slider bong upsidedown on stem and suck the ash into the bong water

Make sure that bowl is dust before you schwade it.

by grat101 December 22, 2010

schwade

to make someone uncomfortable enough to share whatever they have with you. Such as to stay at someones house long enough for the host to feel like they should ask you to stay, and then eat all their food after they are asleep.

Friend: Hey, can I schwade up on that bag of chips?
You: You need to get your own man.

or

I could hear him in the kitchen schwading up on all my food after I went to bed!

by victimofhim February 28, 2013

Schwade

A hot sexy alpha male, Powerful and majestic, he dominates all in his path

Schwade is a freak in the sheets

by Trenobyll October 5, 2018

Schwade

combination of the slang word "schweet" and the name of the smooth material "suede". Used to describe something/someone awesome.

"how was last night's party?"
"sooo many hot chicks were there"
"schwade! that rules"

by curtis murphy November 9, 2007

schwade

A "micropenis" or very very small excuse for one.

Holy shit he's got a schwade!

by Eric Arndt December 15, 2008

schadenboner

Taking really, REALLY immense delight in the misfortune of some loathesome person-like creature. Well beyond garden-variety schadenfreude, a case of schadenboner lasting beyond four hours means the tumescent owner must seek medical attention.

The final exposure of Dan Rather as a failshit partisan back in 2004 gave me a 3-hour schadenboner..at least.

by Adroit January 24, 2011

hank schrader

A decent guy who isn't as smart as his brother in law. Eventually he gets on the wrong side of "the danger." It's a sad story.

Marie Schrader: You're ordering a new rock?
Hank Schrader: I'm *bidding* on a new *mineral.*

by Lars Norsk May 27, 2015