Schwade

A hot sexy alpha male, Powerful and majestic, he dominates all in his path

Schwade is a freak in the sheets

by Trenobyll October 05, 2018

Schwade

combination of the slang word "schweet" and the name of the smooth material "suede". Used to describe something/someone awesome.

"how was last night's party?"
"sooo many hot chicks were there"
"schwade! that rules"

by curtis murphy October 24, 2007

schwade

verb. to turn a finished/smoked bowl of marijuana of a slider bong upsidedown on stem and suck the ash into the bong water

Make sure that bowl is dust before you schwade it.

by grat101 December 22, 2010

schwade

to make someone uncomfortable enough to share whatever they have with you. Such as to stay at someones house long enough for the host to feel like they should ask you to stay, and then eat all their food after they are asleep.

Friend: Hey, can I schwade up on that bag of chips?
You: You need to get your own man.

or

I could hear him in the kitchen schwading up on all my food after I went to bed!

by victimofhim March 01, 2013

schwade

A "micropenis" or very very small excuse for one.

Holy shit he's got a schwade!

by Eric Arndt March 26, 2007