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SchmcSchmadden 

To play madden all day regardless of impending due dates, girlfriend duties, or athletics.

To continue to play madden after 50 completed seasons. Also see worthless
SchmcNeil, how long are you going to keep wasting you life away SchmcSchmaddening?
SchmcSchmadden by SchmcObserver February 12, 2008
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Schschickk

(Pronounced as if one was saying "sssssssick," but with air escaping on the "sssssss" through the sides of the tongue, rather than the top.)

1. The unofficial name for bouncing on a trampoline on all fours with a beach towel on your back.

2. A sarcastic insult. Often used around public areas where children are present instead of curse words. Can be used as any form of speech (noun, adjective, verb, etc.), but only as ONE form of speech per sentence (see examples.)
How to use Schschickk correctly:

Phil: Dude, stop eating all my chips.
Chris: Stop being such a schschickk, man. There's enough chips here to last you until you move out of your mom's basement in 20 years.
Phil: I am NOT a schschickk. And I'm moving out once I beat WoW, ok?

Pete: What are you and John up to today?
Allen: Oh, John and I were gonna go schschickking at the beach. His friend has a trampoline at his beach-side house. Wanna come?
Pete: Schschickking??? Heck yes, I love to schschickk!

How to use Schschickk incorrectly:

Pippy: Yo B-dawg, hook me up with some of that Gatorade!
Bosworth: Sorry, Schschickk, but I already schschickked the schschickk in the schschickk schschickkly after I was done schschickking.
Pippy: ... Uhh, ok then.
Schschickk by AlmightyZero November 12, 2012

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026