Schrodinger's Faggot 

As long as you can't see the penis of a trap , it is not considered gay.

A trap (tranny , transgender ) adaptation of the famous thought experiment by Erwin Schrödinger

"I came across nudes of this fine girl Gina McSoftcokk, but found that it's actually a tranny. Thank goodness the poster didn't post any full body pictures so Schrodinger's Faggot applied and I could jack it to her without straying from my straight sexuality. " - Desperate incel

Schrodinger's Faggot by knikknax July 16, 2018

schrodinger's faggot 

1. Someone who may or may not be gay.

2. When you have sexual relations with someone of the same sex to find out whether you're gay, bi, or straight.

J: "Dude, did you hear John banged a dude the other night to see if he was gay?"
K: "He like it?"
J: "Yeah I think so."
K: "Classic case of schrodinger's faggot."

schrodinger's faggot by Pope Supreme June 15, 2017

Schrödinger's Faggot 

When someone thinks traps aren't gay as long as you can't see the dick

Guy 1: Traps are gay
Guy 2: If you don't see the penis it isn't
Guy 1: "it's not gay as long as I don't see the dick"
Guy 1: Schrödinger's Faggot

Schrödinger's Faggot by Protegent August 28, 2017

Schrödinger's Faggot 

Also known as 4-Chan's Principle.

Based off of quantum mechanics, Schrödinger's Faggot is the law that determines if an encounter with a trap is gay or not. If you agree to have sexual relations with a trap, the encounter is only deemed to be gay after you are made aware the person is actually a man.

Bill: Fuck dude, a trap tricked me into letting them suck my dick.

Jack: When did Schrödinger's Faggot take into effect?

Bill: When they asked me to suck theirs.

Schrödinger's Faggot by Nut_Zach August 21, 2018

Schrödinger’s Faggot 

A homophobe who partakes in gay activities or acts in a gay manner.

“Man, have you seen Jacob? He touched my ass right after saying he is homophobic.”

“No shit, he’s Schrödinger’s Faggot.”

Schrödinger’s Faggot by urmomsboyfriend May 3, 2021