Schrödinger's Victim

A perpetrator of injustice who uses unsubstantiated and unrelated claims to both deflect from their wrongdoing and garner misappropriated sympathy

“Israel is committing a Genocide in Gaza”
“OMG why are you soooo antisemetic”
“Oh boy… here comes Schrödinger's Victim“

Schrödinger's Victim by SoggyDoggy69 April 22, 2026

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Schrodinger's Victim

The process of determining if someone (or thing) is considered a victim, based SOLELY on the person/people who are defending said subject.

Often-times the subject would be considered a victim of a crime or a wrong, UNTIL the subject expresses an opposing view and/or it is beneficial to support them. Until, they remain a Schrodinger's Victim

So I heard that a popular celebrity did something totally inappropriate to this teenage kid, but I heard that this creep online is defending the teenager so I'm not sure if the celebrity actually did something wrong. Do you know who they support? It's a total Schrodinger's Victim scenario.

Schrodinger's Victim by Clowniie March 23, 2022

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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