Schrödinger's Girlfriend

When your girlfriend is so mad at you that you don't know if you have a girlfriend or not.

She asked if I had a girlfriend, so I told her it's complicated, I'm dating Schrödinger's girlfriend.

Schrödinger's Girlfriend by Reverend Moonshine May 25, 2023

Schrödinger's Girlfriend

The theory and thought experiment that you never know if your Bitch is cheating on you or not until you read her conversation history on her phone

Boyfriend: I hope my Bitch Jennifer isn't whoring on some other dudes
*Looks at her conversation history*
Boyfriend: Well Fuck she really is a whore damn I really thought she was mine
Friend: Shit man that's Schrödinger's Girlfriend for you

Schrödinger's Girlfriend by FURYqwerty January 13, 2021

Schrodinger's girlfriend 

When she is your girlfriend and not your girlfriend simultaneously

She is my Schrodinger's girlfriend

Schrodinger's girlfriend by Randommonstercock May 10, 2024

Schrödingers Girlfriend 

Shrödingers girlfriend is a term for a girl who is with you, but also with someone else (usually a homie). Observed when where you are both dating her, and not dating her simultaneously.

Synonyms include: homie hopper, hoeme, d.u.h.h

Friend 1: “yo are you exclusive with that chick?”
Friend 2: “I am Schrödingers Girlfriend, she is both mine and not mine. She for the whole team”

Schrödingers Girlfriend by Nigerian Scammer December 5, 2023