Schrödinger's Girlfriend
She asked if I had a girlfriend, so I told her it's complicated, I'm dating Schrödinger's girlfriend.
Schrödinger's Girlfriend by Reverend Moonshine May 25, 2023
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Schrödinger's Girlfriend
The theory and thought experiment that you never know if your Bitch is cheating on you or not until you read her conversation history on her phone
Boyfriend: I hope my Bitch Jennifer isn't whoring on some other dudes
*Looks at her conversation history*
Boyfriend: Well Fuck she really is a whore damn I really thought she was mine
Friend: Shit man that's Schrödinger's Girlfriend for you
*Looks at her conversation history*
Boyfriend: Well Fuck she really is a whore damn I really thought she was mine
Friend: Shit man that's Schrödinger's Girlfriend for you
Schrödinger's Girlfriend by FURYqwerty January 13, 2021
Schrodinger's girlfriend
Schrodinger's girlfriend by Randommonstercock May 10, 2024
Schrödingers Girlfriend
Shrödingers girlfriend is a term for a girl who is with you, but also with someone else (usually a homie). Observed when where you are both dating her, and not dating her simultaneously.
Synonyms include: homie hopper, hoeme, d.u.h.h
Synonyms include: homie hopper, hoeme, d.u.h.h
Friend 1: “yo are you exclusive with that chick?”
Friend 2: “I am Schrödingers Girlfriend, she is both mine and not mine. She for the whole team”
Friend 2: “I am Schrödingers Girlfriend, she is both mine and not mine. She for the whole team”
Schrödingers Girlfriend by Nigerian Scammer December 5, 2023
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