Schpident

It is the saliva left on your face after an unsuccessful spit.

After the protestor spat in the Policemans face, he was embarrassingly left with obvious schpident.

Schpident by Bubbsy April 10, 2013

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stupidentally

Occurring unexpectedly or unintentionally after doing something so stupid, careless or negligent that it should have been obvious that you would run into trouble.

The officer stupidentally shot three other officers while trying to stop a pit bull that was attacking them.

stupidentally by JP Burke September 8, 2008

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Scheizentoggle

Verb. The act of quickly switching windows away from whatever you were doing (generally fucking around) to something more appropriate (say, Excel) when your boss or other authority figure gets within eyeshot of your screen, thereby maintaining the appearance of diligence.

Also useful as an exclamation.

"The problem with youtube is that when you have to scheizentoggle, the sound keeps playing."
"My boss totally caught me scheizentoggling out of facebook about a dozen times today."

"Scheizentoggle!"

Scheizentoggle by Jlighter August 28, 2013