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school teacher 

One who has a calling to work at a school teaching kids when they know full well it's a thankless, time-consuming, low-paying job, but they do it anyway because the pull is so strong they must teach.
One who teaches so as to get summers off.
Friend with a corporate job: Why on earth would you be a school teacher when you could make so much more working at your brother's law firm?
Me: I have to, it's my calling. At least being a school teacher gives me summers off!
Words you can keep

school teacher legs 

a person with twisted, slanted legs and walks slightly tilted sideways
friend #1: girl look at her, she got them school teacher legs, walkin like she got a damn bird in her pants

friend #2: girl I know you lyin', Isn't that the hoe who was messin' with my man!
school teacher legs by mr. meowgi January 8, 2021

middle school teacher 

Unfortunate adults who spend eight hours a day with sullen adolescents in hormonal overdrive, typically on the verge of a nervous breakdown but committed to their job because the vacations are soooooo great.
"He must be a middle school teacher; check out the twitch."

"What do you do?"
"I teach middle school."
"Oh, I'm so sorry."

angry school teacher 

Where you are messing around in class and the teacher proceeds to give you a blow job
Last lesson my tecacher became an angry school teacher

Sunday School Teacher

When a female companion sticks any appendage or foreign object into a man's butthole when he's not expecting it. When he decides he likes it and does not run out of the room screaming, it is then referred to as a, "Sunday School Teacher"
Keith had a crazy night last night he was making out with this sunday school teacher and she reached around and gave him a Sunday School Teacher, he felt weird at first, but then decided he liked it so he let her continue to violate him. In the morning she kicked his sore ass out because she had to teach Sunday School, but she called him in the cab to ask if he had a good time...he blushed and said, "Yes".

Sunday School Teacher

When a female companion sticks any appendage or foreign object into a man's butthole when he's not expecting it. When he decides he likes it and does not run out of the room screaming, it is then referred to as a, "Sunday School Teacher"
Keith had a crazy night last night he was making out with this sunday school teacher and she reached around and gave him a Sunday School Teacher, he felt weird at first, but then decided he liked it so he let her continue to violate him. In the morning she kicked his sore ass out because she had to teach Sunday School, but she called him in the cab to ask if he had a good time...he blushed and said, "Yes".
Sunday School Teacher by Aaron Neff February 23, 2009

High school shop teacher 

By far the most power person in any high school. Who does the principal go to when he can't solve a problem? The school shop teacher, that's who.
Often seen driving the bitchin'est car (or Harley) in the school parking lot, and the only teacher who gains more respect from the students, the more crazy and weird he acts. In fact it's a job prerequisite to say and do things that make the students say, "what the fuck did he just say/do?".
The power of the shop teacher even extends outside of school and into the community as he conducts his normal activities. For example, parking his vehicle anywhere, anytime, is always allowed as long as the, "It's OK, I'm a shop teacher!" sign is hanging in his windshield.
When I grow up, I want to be a shop teacher.

Not even Chuck Norris could beat his high school shop teacher in a fight.
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