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School IT 

Staff that take 1 fucking hour to find your school password and then factory resets your laptop.
Their breath smells like coffee and they look like fat shits who sit and look at reddit all day.
"The school IT is so shit man, they factory reset my fucking computer" Quote from a student.
School IT by nubby344309 June 7, 2021
Words you can keep

Is School Worth It 

"Is really worth it, will it all go to waste..." Yes it will, according to the Law of Reality created by Doctor Randy and Heston. Excelling in school will not guarantee happiness in life neither success. Success and happiness can only be determined and finally possessed thru ones understanding of what they want and comparing and contrast their needs and altering them to fit God’s will.
Is School Worth It by RVD1018 January 22, 2009

Is School Worth It 

"Is really worth it, will it all go to waste..." Yes it will, according to the Law of Reality created by Doctor Randy and Heston. Excelling in school will not guarantee happiness in life neither success. Success and happiness can only be determined and finally possessed thru ones understanding of what they want and comparing and contrast their needs and altering them to fit God’s will.
Is School Worth It by RVD1018 January 22, 2009

Old school not it 

instead of not it, you do NOT say "not it." The first one who says "not it" loses and has to do whatever.
Want to play old school not it?

hittin it old school 

the unintentional act of the scrotum hanging out of shorts/ bathing suit/ underwear.

very common at high school physical education
While waiting to sign in at swim class i noticed the swim teacher hittin it old school.
hittin it old school by SoulT January 5, 2011

Kick it old school

“Can’t we just kick it old school? I could just put the baby in a basket and send it your way. You know, like Moses in the reeds.”

-From the film "Juno"

jerkin it old school 

Masturbating/jerking off to porno magazines as opposed to videos and pictures from the internet.
Dude #1 - Whatcha doin?

Dude #2 - I'm jerkin it old school!

Dude #1 - Huh???!!!

Dude #2 - My internet connection is down so I'm jerking off to my Dad's old stash of porno mags instead!
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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