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Is School Worth It 

"Is really worth it, will it all go to waste..." Yes it will, according to the Law of Reality created by Doctor Randy and Heston. Excelling in school will not guarantee happiness in life neither success. Success and happiness can only be determined and finally possessed thru ones understanding of what they want and comparing and contrast their needs and altering them to fit God’s will.
Is School Worth It by RVD1018 January 22, 2009

Is School Worth It 

"Is really worth it, will it all go to waste..." Yes it will, according to the Law of Reality created by Doctor Randy and Heston. Excelling in school will not guarantee happiness in life neither success. Success and happiness can only be determined and finally possessed thru ones understanding of what they want and comparing and contrast their needs and altering them to fit God’s will.
Is School Worth It by RVD1018 January 22, 2009

Old school not it 

instead of not it, you do NOT say "not it." The first one who says "not it" loses and has to do whatever.

hittin it old school 

the unintentional act of the scrotum hanging out of shorts/ bathing suit/ underwear.

very common at high school physical education
While waiting to sign in at swim class i noticed the swim teacher hittin it old school.
hittin it old school by SoulT January 5, 2011

Kick it old school

“Can’t we just kick it old school? I could just put the baby in a basket and send it your way. You know, like Moses in the reeds.”

-From the film "Juno"

jerkin it old school 

Masturbating/jerking off to porno magazines as opposed to videos and pictures from the internet.
Dude #1 - Whatcha doin?

Dude #2 - I'm jerkin it old school!

Dude #1 - Huh???!!!

Dude #2 - My internet connection is down so I'm jerking off to my Dad's old stash of porno mags instead!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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