schonacher

Schonacher is the best last name to have

Wow look it’s Sophia Schonacher I wish I had her last name!! :(

by Best goalkeeper September 14, 2021

Schonacher

Schonacher is a last name; from German town called Schonach

Man 1: Look there’s Sophia Schonacher
Women 1: must mean she’s German

by Best goalkeeper September 14, 2021

Schonacher

Schonacher is a last name from Germany

Look there’s Sophia, her last name is Schonacher so she’s German

by Best goalkeeper September 18, 2021

Shit-stained schumacher

disrespectful old bastard with crumbs in its moustache regardless of whether its a man or woman. They are terrified of everything except for their wagon (because it only goes 0.5 mph) In conclussion, a disrespectful faggot god dodger that is as miserable as sin and looks like it has a cactus lodged up its arse.

teenager 1: (to teenager 2) Look, a Shit-stained schumacher, don't ask what its had for breakfast, she's still got a cheerio in her moustache.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick October 24, 2008

Shit-stained Schumacher

A driver of a pension wagon who thinks he/she is a superior being. A Shit-stained Schumacher expects to be given right of way and woe-betide any fucker who doesn't. Invariably an ugly bastard with ill-fitting dentures and egg on his pensioner chin. Never without a scruffy fucking CARLTON shopping bag on the handle bar.

Look, here comes a Shit-stained Schumacher. Let's roll the bastard and nick his dentures.

by Clagbo August 22, 2006

schnackered

To be completely messed up and/or drunk.

"Knockered? Knackered? Schnockered? SURELY you mean SCHNACKERED!"

by Nicholas Becker December 10, 2006

schumacher

A term given to someone when they're so annoyingly good at something, it takes all the fun out of it for everyone else.

Jimmy - "Do you fancy a game of footy down the park?"

Ted - "Yeah, that would be ace, shall I give Bob a call and see if he wants to come?"

Jimmy - "Nah, that Bobs a fucking Schumacher, he'll ruin it for everyone!!"

by Jerkywolf March 11, 2007