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Schmuckface

look at that ugly fool! what a schmuckface...
Schmuckface by georgie bear August 7, 2016

Shuckface 

Slang term for blubbering idiot in The Maze Runner series. Mostly used by Minho as comic relief but other Gladers say it as well. It basically means fuckface.
Glader 1: "You're a shuckface!"

Glader 2: "No you're a bloody shuckface!"

Glader 3: "Slim it! You're both the shuckiest shuckfaces there ever were."
Shuckface by Fangirl14 December 1, 2014

schmuckatelli 

the last name for the marine corps version of 'john doe', which is joe schmuckatelli.
every joe schmuckatelli will tell you that the marine corps taught him how to kill. what he did get taught was how to stay alive in a high stress situation.
schmuckatelli by trevor plantangenent November 23, 2019

shmuckface 

a blend of cocky douchebag, idiot, and tool
That guy thinks he's the shit...he's a shmuckface.
shmuckface by asdfghjkl456 January 22, 2012

schmuckfresser 

From Yiddish, schmuck (prick/penis) and fresser (glutton) one who noshes (snacks) on penis'.
That schmuckfresser owes me money...
schmuckfresser by frishy February 12, 2014

schmuckatelli 

Wow that guy is a schmuckatelli!
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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