Schmoonding

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Doing nothing but laying around and jerking off

Mr. Coomer was not in fact schmoonding on the job.

Schmoonding by NoxMelo December 24, 2021

Words you can keep

schmoozing

to schmooz: the act of mingleing, socializing, or kissing ass in or at an event that you may feel less than comfortable.

its been a long night running around here schmoozing with all these strangers.

schmoozing by russ ven vleer June 15, 2009

Related Words

Schmoonding • schmoozing • schmooving • Schmooling • schmooping • schooning • Schmongdingle • schmoobing • schmoodling • Schmooing

schmooving

when you schmoovin'.

i don't think we can trust anyone that be schmooving like that.

schmooving by anonymous September 14, 2020

Schmooling

Schmooling is an alternate word for “playing”; to tease or joke with someone.

Aleks- “Connor, you’re so stupid!”
Connor- “Hey, why would you say that?”
Aleks- “It’s okay, I’m just schmooling!”

Schmooling by thealeks March 8, 2019

schmooving

when you move elegantly in a mario maker level on walkies

Guy 1: Woah he's so good at mario
Guy 13: hes schmooving!

Simpleflips: YOU ALL SUCK DICK

schmooving by cannedbredo January 8, 2021

Schmooling

Alternate word for “playing”; to tease or joke with someone.

“Aleks called me ugly but I know she’s just schmooling”

Schmooling by anapkeyclub March 8, 2019

Schmongdingle

Predominantly used in cod by Sub1imity to describe people being shit on in cod.

Did you see that? I just schmongdingled that kid across the map.

Schmongdingle by TKola August 27, 2017

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026