Schmoo'd 

(Verb) (Past Tense of "Schmoo:") To convince your poker opponent, especially in Texas Hold'em, not to fold their hand because they "might actually win something," when you know that you have the winning hand and they will lose more chips. This is best done with a shit-eating grin on your face. Not to be confused with a "bluff," the act of raising in a round of betting when your hand is weak. This is best performed in games that do not involve money and for humorous effect among friends and family, especially novice players that are still learning the ropes.

"Kim, you shouldn't fold this hand, look at the River, you might actually win this one!"

"Ok David! I guess I'll call this time!"

"Well...I lied, you should have folded, because I have Three of a Kind!"

"I only have a pair! YOU SCHMOO'D ME!"

Schmoo'd by DWS1988 February 10, 2025

schmoh'd 

Drunk, crunko, cranked, loaded, sloshed, hammered, ham-jon'd, schwacked, schwoozied, shellac'd, or otherwise tight, especially from IPA's purchased at Schmohz Brewery, MI.

I am schmoh'd right now.

schmoh'd by apollo1969 June 4, 2018

Schmoe-donkey 

An aggressively stupid person. A true schmoe-donkey combines the hapless, clueless, luckless qualities of a regular schmoe with the stubborn, clumsy qualities of a class-A jackass.

"Who was that random guy at the party?"
"You mean the one drinking all our beer?"
"Yeah, and hitting on all the women, even though they told him to piss off... for like three hours straight."
"Oh, that guy? Yeah, just some schmoe-donkey."

Schmoe-donkey by Feb September 2, 2008

Schmoodled

To be blasted, or blown up.

Snaptrap: That's schmoodled for 370 points!
Larry: That's not a word, use it in a sentence!
*blasts Larry*
Snaptrap: There, I schmoodled Larry!

Schmoodled by Shamezinator April 20, 2011

Schmood 

A BIG big big MOOD

"I hate my life!"

"Same here, SCHMOOD!"

Schmood by angryELF2002 September 2, 2018

schmood 

A really big mood.

"Have you seen the newest pic of Jungkook? He's so cute I want to date him!"
"Wow, schmood"

schmood by anon69bro February 10, 2018

schmoodles

1. a term of endearment
2. often refers to a cutie
3. very adorable

Girl: Hey schmoodles, how are you.
Boy: Hi muffin, I'm great.

schmoodles by Presti June 24, 2008