Schmit

One who has no genitalia, male or female; used as an insult.

Tim: Travis is such a douchebag! He's stalking my girlfriend AND my brother. How do I get him to stop?
Steeve: Whack him in the 'nads.
Tim: That won't do any good. The dude's a schmit.

by All Hail Frogger Jr. September 28, 2009

Schmitting

To plagiarize something. Term coined after the doctoral thesis of Hungarian President Pal Schmitt.

My teacher found out that I was schmitting my dissertation.

by whocaresaboutpolitics August 15, 2012

schmit

The Act of Shaving One's Chode

My croch itched because my girl friend likes me to schmit.

by Construction Lab April 06, 2007

Schmitting

To Masturbate heavily for hours.

Adverse side effects may include loss of functional grip strength.

After Schmitting for hours my phone died and I had to switch to my laptop

by Howling Mad Murdock June 15, 2019

schmit

The Penis. See also 'Hampton'

"Where's JT?" "In the bathroom tuggin his shmit.."

by Blockster August 18, 2003

Schmitted Up

Norway slang word for screwed up.

Well Oloff, You Schmitted that up...

by Sven Johansen December 24, 2004

potato schmits

Cheddar Ruffles, Dipped in Smooth Ranch Dip

We got the muchies, "Get the potato schmits"

"YES, Potato SCHMITS!!!"

by Gay Jay Brandel August 16, 2010