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My croch itched because my girl friend likes me to schmit.
by Construction Lab April 6, 2007
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schmit

The Penis. See also 'Hampton'
"Where's JT?" "In the bathroom tuggin his shmit.."
by Blockster August 18, 2003
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Schmit

One who has no genitalia, male or female; used as an insult.
Tim: Travis is such a douchebag! He's stalking my girlfriend AND my brother. How do I get him to stop?
Steeve: Whack him in the 'nads.
Tim: That won't do any good. The dude's a schmit.
by All Hail Frogger Jr. September 28, 2009
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Schmit time

The expression of time used by streamer @justschmit. This time can differ but is on average 2 hours behind the arranged time
Schmit : i will be on at 4pm AWST

*Gets on at 6pm AWST*
Character 2 : your two hours late
Schmit : not according to schmit time
by Piltzy December 28, 2024
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Jesse Schmit

a fucking noodle head who doesnt let you borrow his canoe over spring break
Quit being a Jesse Schmit, youre such a buzz kill
by flowbro33 July 26, 2016
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Schitty

When the town you currently reside in is a veritable shithole; a cornucopia of all that sucks.
"Holy cow! I can't wait to have this jerkwater schitty in my rearview mirror for good!"
by wavyg July 16, 2014
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Schmideee

A Genshin Impact / variety streamer on Twitch mostly known for his sexy mustache and his resplendent personality. As of 7/24/2023, he has just over one thousand sixty followers, of which mostly consist of unfortunate Genshin Impact / Honkai ~ Star Rail players.

Though relatively lesser known compared to larger streamers, his follower and average view counts have been continuously going up as he continues to stream and build himself. His improvement as a streamer is most readily apparent by viewing his infamous introductory sketches ("Intros"), of which he writes, acts, records, and edits by himself, many of which have been posted to his YouTube channel.

He is well-known among his community for his frequent use of physical comedy and prop comedy, having various costumes and characters becoming staples of his streams. The most prominent among these is a wandering, weary, magic orbless wizard (known as "Schmizard").

His current main platforms are Twitch and YouTube, and there are currently no plans for him to change that.
Person 1: Hey, there's a Schmideee stream today!
Person 2: Yo, what the fuck! That's awesome!
Person 3: Have you seen my magic orb?
by columbina's #1 fan July 22, 2023
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