Tim: Travis is such a douchebag! He's stalking my girlfriend AND my brother. How do I get him to stop?
Steeve: Whack him in the 'nads.
Tim: That won't do any good. The dude's a schmit.

Schmit by All Hail Frogger Jr. September 28, 2009

Schmit

To double down on one’s own opinion despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary—and STILL stand by your word.

“Everyone showed him the facts, the data, and the receipts, but he just Schmitted down and refused to budge.”

Schmit by Jack Word Smith September 30, 2026

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Schmit time

The expression of time used by streamer @justschmit. This time can differ but is on average 2 hours behind the arranged time

Schmit : i will be on at 4pm AWST

*Gets on at 6pm AWST*
Character 2 : your two hours late
Schmit : not according to schmit time

Schmit time by Piltzy December 28, 2024

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Schmit for brains

A condition in which overwhelming evidence only strengthens one’s determination to be wrong.

“He’s been shown the evidence six times and somehow he’s even more certain now. Classic Schmit for brains.”

Schmit for brains by Jack Word Smith September 30, 2026

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Jesse Schmit

a fucking noodle head who doesnt let you borrow his canoe over spring break

Quit being a Jesse Schmit, youre such a buzz kill

Jesse Schmit by flowbro33 July 26, 2016

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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