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The Act of Shaving One's Chode
My croch itched because my girl friend likes me to schmit.
by Construction Lab April 01, 2007
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Man's greatest invention, brain bleach removes bad memories and general DO NOT WANT moments. Every household should have a few gallons.
1: Dude, I just walked in on my parents.
2: Have some Brain Bleach!
by Andikun November 06, 2007
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The Penis. See also 'Hampton'
"Where's JT?" "In the bathroom tuggin his shmit.."
by Blockster August 18, 2003
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One who has no genitalia, male or female; used as an insult.
Tim: Travis is such a douchebag! He's stalking my girlfriend AND my brother. How do I get him to stop?
Steeve: Whack him in the 'nads.
Tim: That won't do any good. The dude's a schmit.
by All Hail Frogger Jr. September 28, 2009
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