schmit

The Penis. See also 'Hampton'

"Where's JT?" "In the bathroom tuggin his shmit.."

by Blockster August 18, 2003

Awooogaahh

Catastrophically ineffective catchphrase coined by second rate footballer come ex-gladiator presenter John Fashanu, currently dwindling out his meagre existence on UK Gold after being axed from Saturday night TV. Pointless celebrity.

*Gladiators theme music plays, crowd cheers! Camera cuts to Fash...*
"Awooogaahh!!!"

by Blockster October 07, 2003