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schmeedium 

A person who is annoying you or referring to yourself doing something dumb
Man I’m such a schmeedium or “Wow did you hear how loud that guys mustang was... what a schmeedium”.
schmeedium by Riiiles June 8, 2019
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schmeail 

a term for passing the vape on the low low
yo dawg can you pass the schmeail”
schmeail by schmeailgod46 March 29, 2022

Shmeeble 

Did you ask your shmeeble if I could sleep over?
Shmeeble by Fruity _juice February 25, 2019

schneeble 

verb to schneeble
1. said whilst performing an involentary act of retardation
2. used to discribe ones unforseen spazmic movements/actions

can also be used to refer to a person or being who "schneebles" a lot
often said with an accent, extending the "ee" sound to "schneeeeble"
Emily "schneeble" *whilst twitching*
India "omg did you just twitch?"
Emily "Aha! Yer"
India "Ahhh your such a schneeble sometimes!"
schneeble by DrRossGeller June 16, 2009

schmeegle 

The ability to schmeegle, an artform in pulling the opposite sex, many people try and fail, a schmeegle master can have great success in courtship.(warning schmeegling must not be attempted by beginners), ranking is as follows, (1)schmeegle grand master
(2)schmeegle master
(3)schmeeglite
(4) young paddowan
I schmeegled this girl today, she took me home and schmeegled me.
Have you been out on the schmeegle tonight?
I schmeegled her all night........!
schmeegle by schmeegle August 26, 2006

schmeeberiffic 

Wonderfully endowed with beautiful breasts.
Boobies that are pointing out there, calling to you.
Terrific Schmeebs.
On the cellphone..."I am at Starbucks right now, and the girl sitting beside me is totally schmeeberiffic!"

(She has wonderful breasts.)
schmeeberiffic by darf narbler March 20, 2009