Schmecktum

When something gets really cocked up and you just don’t care. Basically giving up on life.

Timmy went full retard and destroyed 7 mailboxes last night. Officer bumseck lost it and just SLd. Complete Schmecktum.

by SLKING August 31, 2022

schmuckturd

*pronounced*<sh-muck-turd>
literally a person is a dickhead and a shithead at the same time.
Generally this person also tends to have a short fuse and the inability to speak normally

PERSON 1: *drawing on board* "hey, look at my drawings of the pickleboys!"
PERSON 2: *shakes head in shame* *erases board*
PERSON 1: *freaks out and murders PERSON 2*
PERSON 3: "whoa, what a schmuckturd"

by PieCrustEater January 26, 2019

Schmeckus

Prepared hand-held food spilled from a wrapper while being eaten. (popularized by "Man v. Food" television host Adam Richman)

"Leaning forward against the counter on your elbows while eating an Italian beef sandwich means that schmeckus falling from the wrapper hits the counter or floor and not you."

by DwightUrban December 27, 2008

schmecklemans

A word describing when plastic bags cut into your hands while carrying your shopping.

david was carrying his shopping home. He turns to brenda with a look of pain in his eyes and says, ''Iv got a bad case of schmecklemans''

by tommy turnbuckle November 30, 2010

schmuckums

A slur usually used towards people who live in The United States of America or who are german.

It means "A horrid word, usually used as having overly sexual desires and actions at any thing, even animals and minors"

You are a schmuckums

by hdsiownsndjwiw March 10, 2024