Schmecktum
Timmy went full retard and destroyed 7 mailboxes last night. Officer bumseck lost it and just SLd. Complete Schmecktum.
Schmecktum by SLKING August 31, 2022
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schmuckturd
*pronounced*<sh-muck-turd>
literally a person is a dickhead and a shithead at the same time.
Generally this person also tends to have a short fuse and the inability to speak normally
literally a person is a dickhead and a shithead at the same time.
Generally this person also tends to have a short fuse and the inability to speak normally
PERSON 1: *drawing on board* "hey, look at my drawings of the pickleboys!"
PERSON 2: *shakes head in shame* *erases board*
PERSON 1: *freaks out and murders PERSON 2*
PERSON 3: "whoa, what a schmuckturd"
PERSON 2: *shakes head in shame* *erases board*
PERSON 1: *freaks out and murders PERSON 2*
PERSON 3: "whoa, what a schmuckturd"
schmuckturd by PieCrustEater January 26, 2019
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Schmeckus
Prepared hand-held food spilled from a wrapper while being eaten. (popularized by "Man v. Food" television host Adam Richman)
"Leaning forward against the counter on your elbows while eating an Italian beef sandwich means that schmeckus falling from the wrapper hits the counter or floor and not you."
Schmeckus by DwightUrban December 27, 2008
schmecklemans
david was carrying his shopping home. He turns to brenda with a look of pain in his eyes and says, ''Iv got a bad case of schmecklemans''
schmecklemans by tommy turnbuckle November 30, 2010
schmuckums
A slur usually used towards people who live in The United States of America or who are german.
It means "A horrid word, usually used as having overly sexual desires and actions at any thing, even animals and minors"
It means "A horrid word, usually used as having overly sexual desires and actions at any thing, even animals and minors"
You are a schmuckums
schmuckums by hdsiownsndjwiw March 10, 2024
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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Hair spider
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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