Schlumpdump 

The use of a fat dumper

“That man has a Schlumpdump”

Schlumpdump by LightningNoob January 18, 2023

Schlumpadumpf 

Schlumpadumpf - noun - the state your boy is in when he’s wasted as fuck and laying on the floor and making absolutely no sense. May also be used to refer to the individual himself.

“Yo what’s the move fam ”
“I’m schlumpadumpf”

Schlumpadumpf by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 2, 2019

scrumpdumplis 

Ruining the mood to go work on a project of non importance.

We were relaxing on the bed when he decided to scrumpdumplis off. What a waste.

scrumpdumplis by BoggyBed May 3, 2021