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schlontzwise 

Any direction that cannot be described by any of the standard directional naming conventions, i.e.: up, down, in, out, forward, backward, left, right, oblique/diagonal, etc.
Onward - Upward - Forward - and - Schlontzwise!!

Upon hitting the ice patch, his car started to slide schlontzwise uncontrollably.
schlontzwise by ZisSra July 25, 2011
Related Words

Schlounge 

"Look Tom, Jack is lookin at that chick. His schlounge is getting excited."
Schlounge by Schlounginator_ January 19, 2019

schloont 

variation of schloob and boont in the sense that it can be used instead of any word
what the schloont is schloonting in your schloontin face you schloontin schloonter
schloont by Ixnay Woosgrey June 18, 2009

Schlourt 

Even the newly born baby laughed at Michael's little schlourt.
Schlourt by Cowbow Bill February 9, 2010

schlounce 

tired, lazy, smirky, chill, swagger downer
feelin really schlounced today, I didn't do any work
schlounce by cactustree December 11, 2018

schlounging 

'schlounging' is the act of throwing pillows, blankets, cats, babies etc. at the light switch instead of getting up and turning it off; which in turn makes more work for you later.

also refered to as 'using your surroundings.'
after the show last night, i was schlounging at the light. tonight was the cats unlucky night. but luckily for me, the cat was thrown hard enough to flip off the light switch.
schlounging by blickensderfer November 7, 2007