schloffin 

to sleep, be lazy, not move for a long period of time

Yo, you schloffin?

Ye, fuck off

schloffin by KialNez April 13, 2010

Schleiff 

The pinnacle of coolness and perfection combined, the only way to describe something that is both swarve sophisticated and just right

Your looking schleiff, jks no one is schleiff except mills

Schleiff by Edjdge October 3, 2011

schloff 

Adjective:

A feeling of tiredness or being hung over.

Verb:

Laying down, being lazy, or just not doing the shit you should be

Noun:

A Lazy mother fucker

"Man I am so schloffed after last night"

"Bro you need to stop schloffing and get your ass up"

"Look at Evasive Ricky over there, he is such a schloff"

schloff by the original G July 12, 2014

schnoffing

Similar to Snorting. South African slang usually used for snorting CAT or Crack.

I schnoffed so much last night.

What have you been Schnoffing, Jimmy?

schnoffing by twistED Gein February 13, 2018

Schleaffe

1) A man of missfortune.
2) A torso man
3) To work ones mobile both effortlessly and with zaaz
4) Cannot swim
5) Interchangeable with use of lyrics i.e. "Tonight's not gonna be Schleaffe's night"
6) To undergo a stage by stage metamorphis throughout a night. a) Hyped b) Horny c) Sleepy d) Rage

Look. The Scheaffe is asleep. Lets cap him.

Some say I am The Schleaffe.

Blame it on The Schleaffe

Is The Schleaffe coming?

Schleaffe by OldDoobs September 8, 2010

schnoodle-schnoff

Term of endearment, usually said in the wee hours of the morn, between two best friends. Undeniably adorable.

I love you. You are my little schnoodle-schnoff!

schnoodle-schnoff by Peanut&Raisin December 27, 2010

schleff 

n. Someone who possesses an alarming abundance of extraordinarily lame ideas and cultivates them into actions. Although these folk usually have no motive or reasoning for their unapologetic ignorance, some use these actions for personal gain...like to reach a level of awesomeness that would otherwise be unattainable, and for the most part will remain so.

Biscuits: I heard Matt bought a camaro just to join the IROC club.
Tina: Did he really??
Biscuits: Yea, but the ass-clown bought an RS instead of a z28!
Tina: HAHAHA, he is such a schleff!

schleff by bananamanboy October 20, 2007