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schinkered 

1. To slow or inhibit forward movement or progress to the point of stagnation and ultimately, death.
2. The act of drawing someone's attention away from something, or to deflect.
3. The polar opposite of helpful.
I requested a change to the corporate router, but I was schinkered.
Related Words
Boy, that Schnake Dude is one Bad Mutherfucker
SCHNAKE by CLAYTON WARD December 16, 2004

schinske 

a polish like word meaning penis
ie: my what a large shinske you have !?!
schinske by dudethatsgross January 18, 2005

Schinkenspalter 

German slang expression for someone who is gay

Schinken = Ham, also German slang for ass
Spalter = someone who splits/divides/cracks something
"Er ist 'n Schinkenspalter!" (He is gay)
Schinkenspalter by rueganerin February 10, 2009

schnakenberg

A Schnakenberg is the all powerful.

It was the Schnakenberg that sunk the titanic!

Schnakenbacon is better than Grimm bacon.

Schnakenbabies

Caution: Prolonged exposure to Schnakenberg may cause an extreme amount of corny jokes as well as delirious laughter and projectile puns and abundant alliteration.
The schnakenberg has continuously avoided death by Ashenheart.
schnakenberg by OracleofSchnaken September 30, 2013
The action of releasing a loud breathe. You start by breathing quick and heavy and then release in a medium speed exhale 😮 💨

Use this in scenarios where you tired of a certain behavior or where you feel lucky about a situation that could’ve turn bad. You can also schink out of impatience. The last reason where you can schink would be because you’re exhausted about the future work load of a certain task.
1) oh god I have all this work to be done 😮 💨

2) the guy came at full speed and almost hit me 😮 💨

3) these people are so annoying it’s triggering me 😮 💨

4) I’ve been here for 30 minutes and they still didn’t serve me 😮 💨

There’s also the contextual schink where you’re going to use the "when this happens" and then use the schink.

1) when you go to the mall and they ask for your vaccine passport 😮 💨

2) when you try to bring her/him home but she/he says shes/he’s not single 😮 💨

3) when you accept a task but you didn’t assess the workload 😮 💨
Schink by Louisjrivest July 15, 2022
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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