Ein deutsches Slang-Adjektiv, das verwendet wird, um jemanden oder etwas zu beschreiben, das komplett verrückt, von Sinnen ist oder sich völlig irrational verhält. Es ist das direkte Äquivalent zu englischen Begriffen wie „batshit crazy“, „unhinged“ (völlig frei am Rad drehend) oder „delusional“ (wahnhaft).

Das Wort ist eine Kurzform von „schizo“ (schizophren). Wenn dein Freund in der deutschen Jugendkultur überreagiert, oder komplett chaotisches Zeug abzieht, sagst du, er ist „schez“. Es bedeutet im Grunde, auf eine lustige oder chaotische Art den Verstand zu verlieren.

Bist du komplett schez geworden? Warum rufst du mich um 4 Uhr nachts an?! – Are you fucking insane? Why are you calling me at 4 AM?!

Auf der Arbeit war mal wieder ne schez Oma die mir das Leben schwer gemacht hat. - There was this crazy grandma at work again that made my life hard

schez by SchezOma June 23, 2026

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schez

A German slang adjective used to describe someone or something that is completely crazy, out of their mind, or acting totally irrational. It is the direct equivalent to english terms like "batshit crazy", "unhinged", or "delusional".

The word is a short form of "schizo" (schizophrenic). In German youth culture, if your friend is overreacting, trippin', or doing completely chaotic stuff, you say they are "schez". It basically means losing your mind in a funny or chaotic way.

Bist du komplett schez geworden? Warum rufst du mich um 4 Uhr nachts an?! – Are you fucking insane? Why are you calling me at 4 AM?!

Der Typ ist komplett schez drauf - this guy is completely crazy

Auf der Arbeit hat mich mal wieder so eine schez- Oma genervt. - At work I had to deal with another one of those crazy grandmas/ Karens

schez by SchezOma June 23, 2026

Strength of Schedule

term used, often in America Football, particularly College Football, in describing the difficulty of opponents a team has faced. The harder the S.O.S., the better as the team is more likely to be pardoned for losing games if they typically face better opponents.

Ohio State beat out Baylor and TCU to grab the fourth and final spot of the 2014 college football playoffs because Ohio State had a better strength of schedule as well as out of conference schedule. So though all three had lost one game each, the committee believed Ohio State's strength of schedule warranted them being awarded the final spot in the rankings.

Strength of Schedule by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo December 10, 2014

Schediaphilia

Being in love or sexually attracted to anime or cartoon characters.

"Yeah I hear he's into Schediaphilia. He has a massive crush on Ururaka from Boku No Hero Academia

Schediaphilia by enby_pal June 27, 2020

sleep schedule

Something many teenagers do not have; or are very messed up. Often aquired during adulthood when you actually need to get up and do things and not just scroll through twitter at 3 am

" mia had no sleep schedule during the school year due to homework and sports"

"my sleep schedule is completely nonexistent"

sleep schedule by Mdiddlediddle March 17, 2017

Bus-scheduled

The morning after sex you provide your partner with nothing more than a bus schedule to get home.

I totally bus-scheduled this chick last night. I slept with her, and in the morning sent her on her way with a print out of the bus schedule.

Bus-scheduled by Holden Iroquois August 10, 2008

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026